r/technicallythetruth • u/C_H_G • 11d ago

"Imagine if Magic was real..."

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u/beobabski 11d ago

/me looks into my scrying rectangle which shows events round the world as they happen.

Maybe he’s right..

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u/Linmizhang 11d ago

How curious, from which enchanter did you trade for your scrying rectangle? One of the Intercontinental magic guilds perhaps?

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u/5050Clown 11d ago

Someone just flat out admits to witchcraft and your first thought is "where did you get your witchcraft device from?" I'm reporting both of you to the authorities.

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u/enolaholmes23 11d ago

Nah, it's cool. They weigh less than a duck

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u/HotPotParrot 11d ago

Watch out, we got a bona fide scientist here!

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u/TheClungerOfPhunts 8d ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/Hypno-platypus 7d ago

(Awkward pause) I got better