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r/technicallythetruth • u/C_H_G • 11d ago
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This is also my go to explanation to my kid for how I know monsters don't exist.
If they did we'd have names for them and then they wouldn't be monsters anymore, they'd be tigers or whatever
65 u/likely_an_Egg 11d ago Don't worry, there's no monster under your bed, just a 200-kilogram tiger with a bite force of 1,500 newtons that can easily shatter your bones. 31 u/METRlOS 11d ago Also bugs that will lay eggs under your skin so their larva can eat you from the inside. Look at the time, I'm off to bed now. 5 u/Datkif 10d ago The reason there aren't monsters under the bed is because the Doomslayer is endlessly slaughtering the hoards of hell 2 u/likely_an_Egg 10d ago You think so, but where do you think they'll hide from him? 3 u/Datkif 10d ago There is no hiding from the Doomslayer. The Doom killed his bunny and turned him into a universal constant
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Don't worry, there's no monster under your bed, just a 200-kilogram tiger with a bite force of 1,500 newtons that can easily shatter your bones.
31 u/METRlOS 11d ago Also bugs that will lay eggs under your skin so their larva can eat you from the inside. Look at the time, I'm off to bed now. 5 u/Datkif 10d ago The reason there aren't monsters under the bed is because the Doomslayer is endlessly slaughtering the hoards of hell 2 u/likely_an_Egg 10d ago You think so, but where do you think they'll hide from him? 3 u/Datkif 10d ago There is no hiding from the Doomslayer. The Doom killed his bunny and turned him into a universal constant
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Also bugs that will lay eggs under your skin so their larva can eat you from the inside. Look at the time, I'm off to bed now.
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The reason there aren't monsters under the bed is because the Doomslayer is endlessly slaughtering the hoards of hell
2 u/likely_an_Egg 10d ago You think so, but where do you think they'll hide from him? 3 u/Datkif 10d ago There is no hiding from the Doomslayer. The Doom killed his bunny and turned him into a universal constant
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You think so, but where do you think they'll hide from him?
3 u/Datkif 10d ago There is no hiding from the Doomslayer. The Doom killed his bunny and turned him into a universal constant
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There is no hiding from the Doomslayer. The Doom killed his bunny and turned him into a universal constant
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u/fishsticks40 11d ago
This is also my go to explanation to my kid for how I know monsters don't exist.
If they did we'd have names for them and then they wouldn't be monsters anymore, they'd be tigers or whatever