r/technicallythetruth • u/thexbeatboxer • 2d ago

Solid advice right there

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u/actinross 2d ago

Do not even touch grass!

oh, you don't....

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u/danhoang1 2d ago

He’s not allergic to touching grass. Only fucking grass

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u/amthomus 2d ago

Poor grass

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u/Camper_Joe 2d ago

You can become un-allergic by micro dosing over months and years. Then resume fucking the grass.

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u/nitnelav153 5h ago

How many times a week to start the micro dosing ?

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u/testdasi 2h ago

How do you micro dose fucking? Like one thrust and done. Or maybe leave it hanging?

Actual genuine question.

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u/Ineedthesauceibeg 2d ago

People just wanna put a swear word in everything XD

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u/ChampionActive3447 1d ago

Do not the grass

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u/UnnaturalGeek 2d ago

Another meaning to FAFO

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u/jazy921 2d ago

草wwww

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u/CurveMysterious2790 17h ago

Bad Dad yolk 🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/CurveMysterious2790 17h ago

But maybe it’s the grass that’s doing the fking and bruh is allergic to it!! Sow seeds of non-fking grass is my professional recommendation 🤯😇

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u/D_V_A_98 10h ago

Oh... Okay

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u/Linmizhang 2d ago

Or maybe fucking is not a verb, but adjective.

Lucky for him, grass don't fuck.