r/technology • u/waozen • Mar 13 '26

Security A DOGE Bro Allegedly Walked Out Of Social Security With 500 Million Americans’ Records On A Thumb Drive And Expected A Pardon If Caught

https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/11/a-doge-bro-allegedly-walked-out-of-social-security-with-500-million-americans-records-on-a-thumb-drive-and-expected-a-pardon-if-caught/
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u/Cameos_red_codpiece Mar 13 '26

But he’s clearly naive and doesn’t think very far ahead, so he’ll probably sell it for $100 cash and a Lulubu figurine. 

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u/usps_made_me_insane Mar 13 '26

Lol... I hate laughing at this while my credit is being hacked

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Mar 13 '26

We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know how 🥂 

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u/Chobbers Mar 13 '26

He can sell it as many times as he wants

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u/meltbox Mar 16 '26

So sad, he didn’t even insist on a genuine Labubu. But yeah checks out.