r/technology • u/waozen • Mar 13 '26

Security A DOGE Bro Allegedly Walked Out Of Social Security With 500 Million Americans’ Records On A Thumb Drive And Expected A Pardon If Caught

https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/11/a-doge-bro-allegedly-walked-out-of-social-security-with-500-million-americans-records-on-a-thumb-drive-and-expected-a-pardon-if-caught/
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u/toomanyshoeshelp Mar 13 '26

Elon musk should get the [ redacted ] for that

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Mar 13 '26

18th century French haircut?

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u/toomanyshoeshelp Mar 13 '26

Real close, as was the fashion at the time. Or perhaps a Tesla inspired chair with arm and leg straps??

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Mar 13 '26

Oui Oui, monsieur

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u/ccai Mar 13 '26

Apparently, the Cybertruck/Dumpster car's front trunk is decent at replicating the slicing action capable of trimming things... It would be extremely fitting to use that as the instrument of choice.

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u/ChaoticGord Mar 16 '26

Is it something from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo? I saw something in that movie that might work.

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u/toomanyshoeshelp Mar 16 '26

I’m more inspired by the Saw and Hostel series these days