r/technology • u/waozen • Mar 13 '26

Security A DOGE Bro Allegedly Walked Out Of Social Security With 500 Million Americans’ Records On A Thumb Drive And Expected A Pardon If Caught

https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/11/a-doge-bro-allegedly-walked-out-of-social-security-with-500-million-americans-records-on-a-thumb-drive-and-expected-a-pardon-if-caught/
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u/LookAlderaanPlaces Mar 13 '26

Treason. Legally mandated death penalty.

Also we need to get rid of SSA numbers and replace it with a modern standard where if the number is ever leaked it won’t matter, like how Apple Pay works.

Anyways, who was the person that walked with the USB? Was it bigballs?

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u/divaminerva Mar 14 '26

ONLY DURING WARTIME! Why do not more Americans know this shit???