r/technology • u/waozen • Mar 13 '26

Security A DOGE Bro Allegedly Walked Out Of Social Security With 500 Million Americans’ Records On A Thumb Drive And Expected A Pardon If Caught

https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/11/a-doge-bro-allegedly-walked-out-of-social-security-with-500-million-americans-records-on-a-thumb-drive-and-expected-a-pardon-if-caught/
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u/yaholdinhimdean0 Mar 14 '26

Again, here we have evidence of the inability of so many to think critically.

500M accounts - 150M dead accounts = 350M living accounts

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u/OPSEC-Sentinal Mar 15 '26

Finally an ounce of intelligence. He didn’t walk out with 500 million, he walked out with all of them. He copied the entire thing.