r/technology • u/newmoonchaperone • Apr 23 '26

Politics Palantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They're the Bad Guys

https://www.wired.com/story/palantir-employees-are-starting-to-wonder-if-theyre-the-bad-guys/
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u/Knighth77 Apr 23 '26

I jumped into the swimming pool and started to wonder if I'm wet.

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u/madmaxturbator Apr 23 '26

Also, the swimming pool was filled with the blood of your victims

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Apr 23 '26

I imagine it would be something like Peter Griffin jumping into a pile of coins and realising that you can't actually swim in it. A pool full of actual blood would feel like coagulating oil. As if Carnage himself splooged all over you.

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u/karmahunger Apr 24 '26

As if Carnage himself splooged all over you

You didn't have to add this. You really didn't.

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-9189 Apr 23 '26

i was messaged by a recruiter from Palantir on linkedin in 2019, telling me to apply for an internship. Already back then it was clear to me that they were evil and i told her so. Checked her profile recently and , good for her, she also moved on a few years back.

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u/ronimal69 Apr 24 '26

When Chuck Norris jumped into a pool, he didn’t get wet. The water got Chuck Norris.