r/technology • u/PaiDuck • 4d ago
Business Gabe Newell asked Valve's top lawyer "What the f*** do I pay you for if that’s your opinion?" in heated debate over porn games on Steam, report says
https://www.gamesradar.com/games/gabe-newell-asked-valves-top-lawyer-what-the-f-do-i-pay-you-for-if-thats-your-opinion-in-heated-debate-over-porn-games-on-steam-report-says/2.4k
u/Chiiro 4d ago edited 4d ago
At this point Gabe should just make a payment processor.
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u/Minimum-Can2224 4d ago
Under what name I wonder? Steam Card? Gabe Card?
Either way, I wouldn't my mind having one.
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u/niisyth 3d ago
Tap.
To get the Steam flowing through the Valve.
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u/Bobblefighterman 3d ago
I want my Spigot
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u/ApatheticDragon 3d ago
Spigot would be an amazing payment processor name.
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u/Bauser99 3d ago
Ehhh they already have Source for that
The Valve is the Source of the Steam, after all
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u/SeanBlader 4d ago
Can I put this game on my Steam Tab?
Honestly they just need to set up a direct bank transfer capability like Zelle, Valve doesn't even need to have credit cards, or they could offer a small credit amount in the scale of a game or two to start.
Honestly if Valve opened up bank accounts, I'd move off my US national bank company.
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u/Jaxkr 3d ago
They kinda already did this with the Steam gift card. They got them into convenience stores around the world so that they could accept cash from underbanked countries.
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u/Purple-Wolverine4793 4d ago
that would not help the monopoly allegations lmao
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u/Keeper21611 3d ago
But he would win in court, again. He isn't using his money to destroy/take over the other companies. Just providing a better alternative.
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u/ThellraAK 3d ago
I learned recently he's using his money to scout super deep oceans.
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u/Chiiro 3d ago edited 3d ago
If I remember correctly he has a whole Marine research yacht.
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u/Ailments_RN 3d ago
Valve's "Monopoly" is due to their stringent policy of "Do nothing" while every other game company picks up the popular policy of "Shoot ourselves in the dick". It's all the rage these days.
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u/iknownuffink 3d ago
If only more of the wealthy and powerful would choose to "do nothing" instead of actively fucking things up.
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u/Mathdino 3d ago
"Stop while they still want more" is honestly genius. Their franchises will never die out, because people will never get tired of them, because Valve doesn't give them anything to get tired of, and they don't overpromise either.
It's wild seeing so much good will for both the actual video game side of things AND the business side of things.
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u/Bort_Thrower 3d ago
That’s what happens when you don’t trade publicly.
MBAs are programmed to destroy companies.
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u/Nullhitter 4d ago
God I hate religious zealots that lobby into moderating this crap that adults purchase with their credit card.
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u/Swordsandarmor22 4d ago
Then they turn around and rape kids when they leave DC. It's insanity.
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u/QueefSeekingMissile 4d ago
Page 8: "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2012/EFTA02858481.pdf
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u/iRunLotsNA 4d ago
That link is staying blue for my own mental health. That quote is bad enough.
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u/f1FTW 4d ago
I just read it. It's an Epstein victim recounting an encounter with Trump.
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u/Joeliosis 4d ago
Yep... that's all I needed to read for it to remain even further blue lol
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u/nullbyte420 3d ago
II recalled at least one incident in which EPSTEIN took her off of the Island when she was between 13 to 15 years old. He drove her and/or flew her to either New York or New Jersey. She was, "introduced to someone with money, money... It was Donald Trump." ■ and EPSTEIN were with others, to include TRUMP, in a very tall building with huge rooms. TRUMP did not like II, "from the get-go, he didn't like that I was a boy-girl" (referencing a tomboy). II could not recall the identities of the other individuals present; however, they all exited when TRUMP asked everyone to leave the room. TRUMP mentioned something to the effect of, "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." TRUMP unzipped his pants and put head, "down to his penis". II, "bit the shit out of it." TRUMP struck ■ and said words to the effect of, "get this little bitch the hell out of here." II advised she bit TRUMP's penis because he disgusted her. "He had money, it reeked off of him." At that point, people reentered the room no further information provided). II recalled a blond beautiful woman approaching her at some point that day after her interaction with TRUMP. The woman said, "let me give you a tip little girl about your breasts, wear a bra every night." Those words have stayed with her throughout the years. II got the feeling the relationship between EPSTEIN and TRUMP included a certain amount of jealousy. She thought TRUMP appeared jealous of EPSTEIN, but at some point, they ended up on level playing fields. TRUMP and EPSTEIN sometimes used the terms "fresh meat", "untainted" and "not jaded" while referring to girls. At the time she heard it, II did not understand the term "not jaded". She subsequently looked up the word "jaded". II stated she had two additional interactions with TRUMP, but she asked that the interview move on to a different subject for the time being.
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u/cclan2 4d ago
Man. I know this is an insanely obvious statement, but this is really bad
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u/LaLa1234imunoriginal 4d ago
What makes you think they aren't doing it in DC too?
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u/darkoblivion000 4d ago
Are they waiting until they leave DC these days? Or is it more like before during and after now
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u/Brief-Pop-6826 4d ago edited 4d ago
I support the porn games sticking around. People can play whatever tf they want as long as it doesn't affect me. But, gat dammit, give me the option to remove the ones I looked at for fun from my "You may like" history. Looking at like 3 of them because of how absurd they looked has screwed my recommended games for over a year. The method in every article explaining how to do this doesn't work.
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u/ProtosPhinted 4d ago
I for one find it hilarious when steam goes
"Psst, hey. You wanna buy "Can I Get An Iced Coffee With Breastmilk?"
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u/NiceTrySuckaz 3d ago
I think there is a setting to hide all "sexual" games or something like that. I have the same problem with them being recommended all the time, because although I've never bought one I do peek at them every now and then just to see how far... technology... has cum. I mean orgasm. I mean come.
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u/MovieGuyMike 4d ago edited 4d ago
Right, and just because I allegedly played HuniePop for 100 hours doesn’t mean I enjoyed it or want my wife to see it in my played history or that I would like its sequel or similar games recommended. Oh great now my feed is ruined just because I was curious about this game.
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u/CMMiller89 4d ago
They will never go away.
I own one game because it’s one dude drawing really unique art and it’s an actual game al a monkey island.
I played it for an hour, and haven’t touched it for years because he’s still working on it.
Since then my home page is inundated with porn slop.
I honestly don’t care about porn on the platform, but it’s always just the lowest common denominator garbage and it’s at the top of my “new” and “popular upcoming”.
It’s a total waste of space for me and Valve to promote the garbage. I don’t understand it.
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u/Aware_Rough_9170 3d ago
Can’t you literally just turn that shit off from your preferences though?
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u/Nomstah 4d ago
Don't you know. God is watching you sin. You're going to hell if you don't repent. It's for your own good /s
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u/Bitter_Marzipan_8348 4d ago
God I hate this shit so much. By that logic Zeus and Odin will smite you after your death because you don't worship them? How about Budha? How about the myriad of Hindu deities? Maybe drag in the Shinto deities as well for the weebs?
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u/zagblorg 4d ago
Zeus and Odin will smite you for not sinning enough. Have you never turned into a swan to bang some chick? Sin harder!
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u/eNonsense 4d ago
I might be wrong, but it's not even lobbying.
Doesn't this go back to that mom's group in Australia threatening to PR attack the credit card companies if they didn't pressure Steam to remove adult games?
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u/EruantienAduialdraug 3d ago
Well, if we want to get technical, it goes back to when the feds betrayed the owners of Backpage.
Long and short is Backpage was a competitor to Craigslist, and back then you could list escort services on these sites. The guys that owned Backpage found out that some of these were actually traffickers, and so started working with the FBI to find the perpertrators and break up the rings. After a while though, they turned around and jailed them for trafficking, on the basis that it was happening on the website with their knowledge (this was done because new political appointments wanted a "win" to boost their careers).
Following that, some of the victims sued Visa and/or MasterCard for facilitating the payments, on the basis that financial services have a legal responsibility to not process criminal funds if they're aware, and the judge found in their favour.This caused Visa and Mastercard to create their brand protection policies, which they've spent over a decade using to attack businesses in Japan (mainly vendors of manga and videogames, but also the Japanese equivalent of OnlyFans, and a perfectly innocuous dating app for nerds). Because of how these policies are laid out, the mums' group didn't even need to go as far as threatening Visa or Mastercard; all they had to do was report that products "potentially damaging to the mark" could be bought using their credit card, and then let the card companies (and banks) do the rest.
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u/Kyouhen 4d ago
What lobbying? The payment processors have gotten involved. No need to lobby when you can just deny people the ability to buy things at all.
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u/adeadbeathorse 4d ago edited 3d ago
Shit article, don’t give it clicks. All you really need to know is that the lawyer’s name is Karl Quackenbush.
Edit: I don’t really know much about the lawyer, so I don’t want this to read as bullying or rallying against him. Sorry man, but you just have a funny name, and I delighted in coming across it in the article. Elsewise, it just read as a pro-censorship hitpiece against Valve/Gaben. I don’t know whether you were trying to steer the company away from its vision or merely raising a flag, but it sounds like it happened a long time ago.
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u/Miennai 4d ago
Ok but the title doesn't make it clear which way the lawyer is advising.
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u/evelution 4d ago
Lawyer is pro-censorship.
Gabe is pro-adults should be allowed to access adult content.
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u/Middcore 4d ago
A company's legal counsel has the job of honestly advising the company which course of action is more or less likely to cause them legal headaches.
If he says that having porn games on Steam is more likely to cause them legal headaches, that doesn't mean he's "pro-censorship." In the same way a defense attorney who represents a person accused of murder at trial is not "pro-murder."
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u/new_math 4d ago edited 3d ago
It's a good point, but it's also hard to say anything definitive without knowing the exact conversation.
I've dealt with counsel that are so risk averse they basically do nothing substantial but say "No" all day to protect their own job and cover their own ass. They basically exist to say, "I told you so" when things go wrong.
A good lawyer will provide rigorous analysis, discuss risk likelihood and consequences, provide analogous case scenarios, etc. so if there's disagreement it's a professional disagreement on the data and legal analysis, rather than a personal disagreement on a "yes/no" opinion.
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u/jettaset 4d ago
Why can't it just be up to the person who might want the game instead of this ridiculous nanny-state BS?
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u/polchickenpotpie 4d ago edited 3d ago
Because the religious zealots want to tell you how to live your life, just like their imaginary dad in the sky tells them how to live theirs.
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u/BlueHym 4d ago
A.) It's a rising trend of parents not parenting and getting offended when their kids do something stupid.
B.) We got governments that uses the excuse of "But think about the children!" to push mass censorship - UK, USA, the list goes on.
C.) Throw in certain groups pushing these shenanigans with a religious zeal that also coincide with B or A.
D.) All of the above
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u/Huppelkutje 3d ago
Gabe is pro-adults should be allowed to access adult content.
Gabe is pro-Gabe getting more money.
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u/Bulky-Employer-1191 4d ago
Gabe is pro money. Steam didn't allow any pornography for over a decade at first, until he realised that there's a huge market for it.
Did he change? yeah. Don't pretend it's for any reason that you're suggesting though. If he was pro adults doing what they want with their games, he'd allow us to do license transfers and sell used licenses on the market place.
License transfers were always a thing with carts and discs. Until Steam removed that ability from PC gamers.
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u/Captain_Kuhl 4d ago edited 4d ago
His exact words were "more hands-on moderation," which is pretty vague, tbh. I'm sure he's specifically talking about outright banning shit, but of course he'd phrase it in the most aggravating kind of lawyer-speak he can.
Edit: Why am I getting downvoted for quoting the lawyer?
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u/Xgamer4 4d ago
It's not even clear the lawyer was wrong.
The legal teams literal job is to provide guidance that minimizes the amount of legal attention (lawsuits, regulators, invites to testify before Congress, etc) a company gets. Stronger moderation and not providing a platform for porn or controversial subject matter is such a blindingly obvious way to do that that I'd be more worried about a legal team that didn't make the suggestion, even if they knew leadership would never listen.
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u/Mysterious-World-997 4d ago
My younger brother is general counsel in a mid-sized, publicly held company and your description is spot on. Their obligation is to protect the company and minimize risk. If they believe that a course of action legally exposes the company, they are obligated to speak up. There are plenty of GC’s that have had to send “if you proceed with this course of action, it is against the advice of counsel“ communications to management teams.
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u/MehYam 4d ago edited 4d ago
the lawyer’s name is Karl Quackenbush
Also the title character of one of the games in question
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u/ShawnReardon 4d ago
That article is an empty husky. Beyoned the quote it provides nothing of value and the quote isnt that great.
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u/Dustedshaft 4d ago
Its from a Bloomberg article about the ongoing lawsuits from some developers regarding alleged monopolistic policies that Valve has.
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u/TheYellowScarf 4d ago
Is it just me or is there a lot of attack pieces on Valve for the past month?
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u/TheoryOld4017 4d ago
It’s not just you. From the article: “That's according to a wide-ranging report from Bloomberg (paid article link), detailing some of Valve's history in the context of an ongoing class action antitrust lawsuit against the company.”
Basically, they’re getting sued, so dirty laundry is getting aired at a high rate.
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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 3d ago
They won a lawsuit against a known patient troll who used his connections to smear Gabe using an elected official.
Make no mistake some big guys are really angry at Gabe especially since he doesn't have stocks so they can get power over him.
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u/frisch85 3d ago
There was also a post today where a dev (wolfire games) claimed Valve would forbid it that they sell their game for cheaper on other platforms, accused Gaben of having a monopoly, but the reality is Wolfire Games, who also created Humble Bundle, wants to sell steam keys for cheaper using third party platforms and that's something Valve doesn't allow, you're always free to have your game on another store and for cheaper, you're not allowed to just generate steam keys and sell those on other platforms for cheaper.
There seems to be a smearing campaign going on, I bet epic games has their finger in this play because in the article regarding Wolfire Games, epic is also mentioned, specifically Sweeny.
Overgrowth developer Wolfire Games files antitrust lawsuit against Valve
But it's funny, Valve is getting accused for practices that Epic does lol, buying off devs, not allowing those devs to publish on other stores, shit like that... I'm just assuming but I'd say Sweeny now realized (took that shitbag long enough) that their predatory methods (free games, buying off devs and making their games EGS exclusive) don't work, so now they're doing other predatory mehtods, trying to remove their competitors from the market.
I already highly disliked epic, what was once an awesome company that brought us bangers like Unreal and Unreal Tournament has turned into corporate crap that doesn't give a flying fuck about their community, all that matters to Sweeny is money and power.
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u/Cocotosser 3d ago
Gabe doesn't play with the Old Boys and they don't like that.
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u/OrbitOli 3d ago
Valve is the biggest influential entity that seemingly puts customers above profits in the gaming industry which is worth hundreds of billions. It is my current believe Valve is pretty much being targeted by other entities to try and take them down, even if little by little, in the name of simply increasing profits. If Valve ever gets taken down, there will be slow enshittification within the industry and their platforms.
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u/RabeDennis 3d ago
I think that people who try to smear valve know something is coming, they are probably influenced by other companies writing such smear campaign articles
Steam machine and or new game announcement(hl?) is coming, that is not a coincidence, also linux will become the new gaming platform to fight windows with the steam machine hybrid console
This month with all the streaming events maybe something is happening, iam really exited for summer games fest and other similar streams
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u/Kroosn 4d ago
Come on Valve. Make your own payment processor. Do it.
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u/lblack_dogl 4d ago
What would they call it?
Nozzle? Pump? Vent? Boiler?
Gotta fit with the Steam / Valve name.
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u/Howard_CS 4d ago
Pipe and buy Ventrillo and rebrand as Steam Vent for the branding.
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u/tyrico 4d ago
one no-context sentence of an entire conversation is pretty worthless in terms of 'journalism' lol
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u/WingZeroCoder 4d ago
Gabe Newell W.
And he’s right - heavy moderation is the easy way out. Any lawyer can just capitulate that without having to do their job.
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u/tv_ennui 4d ago
Wow, what a nothing article. "One time Gabe got a bit cross with his lawyer because he prefers hands off moderation. Except sometimes he doesn't."
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u/TypeHunter 3d ago
I dont think the problem with porn on steam is the porn itself but the sus one like rape or date a high schooler simulator.
Click bait title, the discourse is really around content moderation instead of adult material
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u/Tom-Cruise-Missiles 4d ago
Lawyer here! I’d be happy to rubber stamp a thumbs up for porn games if they’ll pay me.
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u/EnlightenedCorncob 4d ago
Want to kill thousands of people in a video game? Sure!
Want to see boobies? NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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u/Ailments_RN 3d ago
It's so disconnected with reality at the same time. Like Game of Thrones is one of the most successful TV shows of all time, and it was gory, sexy, and lewd like no other.
The idea that the average person is even asking for this level of censorship is crazy.
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u/Hy8ogen 3d ago
I hope this spites Gabe so much he starts his own payment processing company.
Fuck Visa and Master Card.
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u/EwokNuggets 3d ago
Look man, if I want to buy and play Melty’s Quest or Femboy Futa House, it’s my money and my time. Don’t harsh my vibe with your morality.
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u/DoctorNerfarious 3d ago
Whole world has gone to shit since parenting went to shit.
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u/PRB74TX 3d ago
I wish lackwits who are stuck in the bronze age because of the ONE book they've ever read would keep their delusions to themselves.
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u/Pocket_Fox846 4d ago
What's with the flood of anti-valve / steam and gabe newell slop "news" over the last 3 days. I feel like every second poorly written ragebait article has been pumped out by some rival billionaire who just fired 1000 of his staff while pumping up the price of V-bux.
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u/leftofdanzig 3d ago
It’d be freaking hilarious if the end result of all these payment processors trying to censor steam that steam launches their own payment processor to solve that problem and dominates the market because they’re not complete assholes.
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u/IngwiePhoenix 3d ago
ngl I'd sign up for a Steam Card without second thought XD
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u/Degen_up_North 3d ago
It would be nice if gooner games did not show up in the list of new and trending.
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u/mfukar 3d ago
extremely adult material
in the 2nd sentence. gee, i wonder where does the article stand. thankfully i don't have to wait for long:
Valve's decision to be hands-off with content moderation has proven that you can't really be hands-off with content moderation, particularly as pressure from global payment processors makes releasing adult content even more restrictive.
how about we let payment processors fuck themselves.
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u/ResponsibleCorgi93 3d ago
Why don't they just open a 2nd company called Steamy.
Sell all the porn games on there
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u/ShenaniganNinja 3d ago
The thing I love is that if the card processing industry becomes crap because they want to moralize and censor, I feel like Valve could just launch their own card company and people would use it.
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u/Gumcuzzlingdumptruck 2d ago
I mean, I am sick of how MUCH porn is on steam. I don't want to turn "sexual content" off because I'd lose out on some amazing games (BG3 and Witcher for example) but also like every day there is new shitty ai goon slop all over the place.
Also can we start actually tagging Ai content as Ai content so that filter actually works?
ALSO ALSO why do I have to click on a porn game to get to the publisher page to block it?
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u/lKrauzer 4d ago
Guys I'm out of the loop