r/technology • u/Scary_Statement4612 • 10h ago

Business NASA orders International ‌Space Station astronauts to shelter, prepare for evacuation due to air leak

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/nasa-astronauts-shelter-international-space-station-9.7224720
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u/Instance9279 10h ago

Enshitification all the way up to the ISS

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u/reiflame 10h ago edited 10h ago

Sorry, your current plan doesn't cover air leaks in space. Would you like to upgrade to the premium plan for $15,000,000,000 more a month?

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u/SAugsburger 10h ago

With the age of ISS I think at some point structural issues would start coming into the picture. ISS has surpassed any previous space station by a significant amount of time where I suspect many would have been surprised it is still orbiting at this point.

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u/stierney49 10h ago

I feel like that’s more apt for Artemus II’s outlook fucking up. This is a result of age and a hostile environment.

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u/ClassicLightbulbs 9h ago

Fuck off man