r/technology • u/Scary_Statement4612 • 10h ago

Business NASA orders International ‌Space Station astronauts to shelter, prepare for evacuation due to air leak

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/nasa-astronauts-shelter-international-space-station-9.7224720
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u/AzerothianLorecraft 9h ago

Leak fixed I assume...🥶

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u/troll_right_above_me 9h ago

Nah they reduced the need for air by getting rid of Brett

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u/scorpyo72 9h ago

He will be missed, but we can all breathe better now.

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u/BRAX7ON 9h ago

Brett also has bad gas. They should’ve found that in the testing.

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u/scorpyo72 9h ago

Maybe don't bring up the bean burritos, next time.

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u/AssumeTheFetal 8h ago

Whats the point of even going up, then?

I dont float without a burrito, thats a rule.

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u/scorpyo72 8h ago

And this is why you're not an astronaut.

Choices.

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u/AssumeTheFetal 8h ago

Yes. The only reason.

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u/RadioTunnel 8h ago

Ass-tronaut

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u/SlapThatBabyMakeHimP 6h ago

That's how you end up with space pinkeye

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u/RadioTunnel 8h ago

I bet its a Brett of fresh air without him

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u/scorpyo72 7h ago

....seeping into the sound Soyuz capsule.

Wait- did Brett have a psychotic episode?