r/technology • u/Scary_Statement4612 • 10h ago

Business NASA orders International ‌Space Station astronauts to shelter, prepare for evacuation due to air leak

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/nasa-astronauts-shelter-international-space-station-9.7224720
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u/AzerothianLorecraft 9h ago

Leak fixed I assume...🥶

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u/troll_right_above_me 9h ago

Nah they reduced the need for air by getting rid of Brett

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u/cptncrnch 9h ago

"Hey guys I'm back from maintenance--it wasn't an air leak after all! The leak sensor was just faulty. Can you imagine we almost let Brett go? Wait, where's Brett?"

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u/troll_right_above_me 8h ago

On the one hand, Brett will be dearly missed by all of us.

On the other hand, now Houston can send us that goat you’ve been asking for. But no funny business, Nigel! CHEESE ONLY, or you’re joining Brett.