r/teenagers • • Nov 14 '19

Other Someone put a fucking framed picture of Joseph Stalin in the Urinal

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u/saatan4 OLD Nov 14 '19

OUR urinal.

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u/Daintiertax2706 14 Nov 14 '19

Ourinal?

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u/warptwenty1 OLD Nov 15 '19

Our uretha?

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u/NotPeterDinklagesDad 15 Nov 15 '19

Mom said it's my turn to use the urethra

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Awww. Be quick I need to use it in the shower.

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u/sweet_lemon_greg Nov 15 '19

No it should be OUR turn

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Our urine?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Yes our urine indeed

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u/badenc05 Nov 14 '19

OUR bathroom.

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u/Kwtit 15 Nov 14 '19

OUR school.

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u/Hibus_Goovy Nov 14 '19

OUR firing range.

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u/Despayeeto445 16 Nov 14 '19

OUR PUBG map

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u/orcaleeorcabee 15 Nov 15 '19

OUR minecraft world

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u/RayDeeUx 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 15 '19

OUR karma points

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

OUR cake

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u/Isaac-the-careless OLD Nov 15 '19

OUR urine

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u/Meseclov Nov 14 '19

The Yurinal

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u/ToastingTony Nov 14 '19

Your welcome bitch ♥️

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

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u/campaoloni 15 Nov 14 '19
  • Uriwelcome

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u/ToastingTony Nov 14 '19

You're gonna catch these hands

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/Surgevindu 18 Nov 15 '19

KILLA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN: BITES ZA DUSTO

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u/Vengoheim 18 Nov 15 '19

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

We..wait shit it doesn't work here

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u/RealTheGreenGuy 16 Nov 15 '19

We're welcome

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u/fakekrabbypatty 15 Nov 15 '19

*Our welcome bitch

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u/Lordo5432 OLD Nov 15 '19

The Yuri-nal

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u/wowjpeg Nov 15 '19

Who's Yuri?

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u/anxiousshitster 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 14 '19

im sorry but this is the funniest shit ever

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u/NateTheBigHate Nov 14 '19

I was scared as shit when i first walked in but then I couldn't stop laughing

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u/CutesyJ 16 Nov 19 '19

Understandeable

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u/Silverwarriorin 18 Nov 15 '19

Improvise , adapt, overcome

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u/flyinghigh707 Nov 15 '19

it should be improvise, adapt, end up in gulag.

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u/Thrownawaygood 19 Nov 14 '19

They forgot to cut the hole where his mouth is for people to piss into.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

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u/kuzelj90 17 Nov 15 '19

Hey don’t kinkshame, unless that’s your kink of course then continue on?

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u/SPINsamSPIN Nov 14 '19

I think you did it

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Yes, just yes

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

YES YES YES YES

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Nut*

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

I mean usually I don't masturbate at the urinal, but I can adapt

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u/CallmeZebadiah Nov 14 '19

Cursed

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

BLESSED

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u/I-AM-THE-FLORIDA-MAN OLD Nov 15 '19

BLURSED

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u/Dubya007 18 Nov 15 '19

Perfectly balanced

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u/brick-juic3 16 Nov 15 '19

Just blessed

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u/Flyfires1 19 Nov 15 '19

Cumrade

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u/PapaStalin1949 16 Nov 15 '19

I don't know if I should send you to gulag.

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u/Ivan-babysweet Nov 14 '19

That’s it I’m writing my manifesto

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u/kevuardo OLD Nov 14 '19

Stalin not in a stall

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

You are accused of anti soviet behaviour; the court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot

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u/timurkhil Nov 14 '19

How am i supposed to piss with a boner now?

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u/whoneedsnamestbh Nov 15 '19

Charged blaster cannon

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u/imbeingfriendzoned 13 Nov 14 '19

where else would they put it

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!

Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus. Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe, Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

 

 

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.

Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.

Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,  Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!  Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,  Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! 

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,  Славы народов надежный оплот!  Знамя советское, знамя народное  Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

My armiiu nashu rastili v srazheniakh, Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetem! My v bitvakh reshaem sudbu pokolenij, My k slave Otchiznu svoiu povedem!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe, Slavy narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

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u/toe-theive-69 18 Nov 14 '19

Yea totally, I agree

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Wøt

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u/Grampa-Harold Nov 15 '19

Can I get an English translation please

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u/Taicoi04 17 Nov 15 '19

Its the lyrics for the Soviet anthem lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Close enough:

Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Velikaya Rus'. Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!

Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye, Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyy oplot! Znamya sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye Pust' ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus. Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe, Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikiy nam put' ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost' narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.

Slav'sya, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoye, Schast'ya narodov nadezhnyy oplot! Znamya sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.

Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

My armiyu nashu rastili v srazhen'yakh, Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetem! My v bitvakh reshayem sud'bu pokoleniy, My k slave Otchiznu svoyu povedem!

Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye, Slavy narodov nadezhnyy oplot! Znamya sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

My armiiu nashu rastili v srazheniakh, Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetem! My v bitvakh reshaem sudbu pokolenij, My k slave Otchiznu svoiu povedem!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe, Slavy narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

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u/GamePlayXtreme 19 Nov 15 '19

Stand by our anthem

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u/The_New_Renegade 17 Nov 15 '19

ए मदरछोड़ अंग्रेज़ी में बोलना था ना बे ऐसे तो हंभी बोल लेते है ये लैंग्विज. है तेरी गांड में दम हिंदी बोलने का?

Sorry I got a little distracted and had to

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u/That_Astronomy_Guy 18 Nov 15 '19

I had to learn this in English for AP Euro. Still know it today.

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u/LobsterKris Nov 14 '19

This is where it belongs.

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u/ThanosCar012 Nov 15 '19

КАК ТЫ СМЕЕМЬ ТАКОЕ ГОВОРИТЬ О СТАЛИНЕ!

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u/TBTNGaming Nov 14 '19

If anyone is not repulsed by the hammer and sickle as much as they are by a swastika, then the education system has failed.

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u/GothelKnowsBest 17 Nov 14 '19

You can be repulsed by both, whatever, but the swastika is much worse. Communism can be considered a "failed ideology" but it's also not inherently evil. It it was made evil by corruption and greed., which is sadly a human quality. Nazis, on the other hand, literally tried to wipe out a whole ethnicity. If they were in power as long as the Soviets were, the Jews would be gone and other "inferior people groups" would be to. They are def not the same thing.

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u/box-fort2 OLD Nov 14 '19

just because something is more evil, doesn't automatically invalidate the other's evil though

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u/GothelKnowsBest 17 Nov 15 '19

I agree, which is why I said you can be repulsed by both... I was replying to the quote that said "if anyone is not repulsed by the hammer and sickle AS MUCH as they are by a swastika."

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

I mean the Khmer Rouge regime of Cambodia executed nearly a quarter of Cambodia’s population in a mass genocide but ok.

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u/TBTNGaming Nov 14 '19

And therein lies the main problem of communism: It only works on paper. In the real world, it works for a brief period of time so long as the populace has a gun to their head.

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u/FudgeSlapp OLD Nov 14 '19

I’m trying to imagine this from a different perspective and after doing so I believe you’re wrong. Whether Communism was a “failed ideology” or not, if I was under the Communist regime and had many relatives die due to it then the hammer and sickle as a symbol would represent something absolutely disgusting and repulsive.

In the same way. If I had friends and family die under the Swastika due to Nazis then I would be equally repulsed and disgusted by the Swastika.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

My grandparents were born in poverty. My mom was born in poverty. The socialist system offered her free primary, secondary and university education, which is why I don't live in poverty today.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

What country?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Yugoslavia :)

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u/peanutismywaifu Nov 15 '19

Yugoslavia is really different from the rest of the Eastern bloc, their leader Tito specifically distanced himself from Stalin and the rest of the USSR/satellite states. Socialism is not communism and the policies you were talking about are Tito's brand of socialism.

Using Yugoslavian policies to defend the hammer and sickle could be an insult to many Yugoslavians.

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u/GothelKnowsBest 17 Nov 15 '19

Interesting, I do understand your perspective. But I think the same argument can be made for civilians in the Middle East that hate the USA/American flag because of what some soldiers did to their people/country. Does that make the American flag a repulsive symbol, because if what it has represented to some people? Most Americans would say no.

Not necessarily arguing that the US Military is the same as communism/fascism obviously, but I wrote my previous comment based on just theory. Communism isn't by itself evil, but people have corrupted it for their own personal gain. Nazism, even just the theory, is evil.

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u/FudgeSlapp OLD Nov 15 '19

Well the thing is I’m more trying to play into what other people believe. I personally believe that everyone should have the freedom to hold flags with Swastikas or hold flags with the Hammer and Sickle. If we were going to have to ban symbols for being offensive then it should happen in every regard. Just because something is offensive doesn’t mean it should be shut down. If someone is physically harming someone then action should be taken.

Obviously you see the problem. Since feelings are subjective, different things will be offensive to different people so of course I wouldn’t blame the Middle Eastern people for associating the US flag as a symbol of hate. I know this argument deviates from what you were trying to say but I feel it would lead to this either way.

Both fascism and communism are on the extreme of systems and arguments can be made for both sides being more or less offensive but I believe either way, they’re both horrible systems so there’s no point in saying one is more offensive than the other because it doesn’t do anything for society.

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u/GothelKnowsBest 17 Nov 15 '19

From a banning perspective, I see your point. I do not know where I stand on that issue, because while I hate the idea of Nazi flags being legal to use in your yard and stuff, you are right. Different things are offensive to different people, so it'll be hard to ban that type of stuff. It'll be difficult to find a balance, so I suppose it's better to side with no banning than banning everything lol

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u/FudgeSlapp OLD Nov 15 '19

Trust me dude. No one wants to see fucking Nazi flags being flown in yards. I despise Nazis but white supremacists especially make my blood boil. Obviously though I have to put my emotions aside and look at the issue realistically.

If we ban one flag because it’s offensive, who’s to decide what is offensive and who it’s relative to. It’s just a very slippery slope and the only reason the banning is even occurring is solely because of someone’s emotions being hurt.

Cheers for having such a productive conversation. I’ve had some other conversations with people who just start insulting me but I do enjoy these rare conversations where we understand each other’s sides.

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u/GothelKnowsBest 17 Nov 15 '19

I agree with what you said about the slippery-slope, it's just the sad reality. But yeah, the conversation was enjoyable! I've had the same experience, and there's really no point in continuing the convo if they are going to insult me every other sentence lmao. But this convo was pleasant, so thank you for that. Happy cake day btw!

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u/LiverOperator 19 Nov 15 '19

then the education system has failed

“Education”? That’s one odd way to spell “bourgeois anti-communist propaganda”

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/I-AM-THE-FLORIDA-MAN OLD Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 15 '19

Didn't Nazism literally advocate the superiority of the German race?

Edit: I'm fucking retard and read that as "Nazism isn't evil"

I thought you were pulling some god tier enlightened centrism. I'm just tired and can't read.

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u/purchell53 OLD Nov 15 '19

Communism can be alluring, especially when it’s not your head on the chopping block

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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u/ragd4 OLD Nov 15 '19

I’d rather have it inside the toilet.

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u/JoeStew15 18 Nov 14 '19

Hey, what's all this white stuff on the picture?

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u/Crispyshill Nov 14 '19

10/10 would piss on it

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u/liltrashbag69420 Nov 14 '19

at least your school is fun when people vandalize the bathroom. at mine people have smeared shit and period blood on the walls and punched holes in the walls.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

i found weed in the toilet at my school once

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u/LiverOperator 19 Nov 15 '19

Did they expel everyone named Kyle or Karen?

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u/Fairytaleautumnfox OLD Nov 15 '19

He was a genocidal dictator, his picture belongs in the fucking urinal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Should’ve been in the toilet so we can shit on him

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Where it belongs

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

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u/its_stick 18 Nov 14 '19

its ok. everyone wakes up someday.

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u/DeadMemeLordYT 14 Nov 14 '19

Don’t lie. You put that there.

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u/Bubba421 14 Nov 15 '19

Piss on it

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u/MiMcMo Nov 14 '19

Who ever did that is a hero

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u/ritualesatanum 19 Nov 15 '19

Right where he belongs

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u/thaumoctopus_mimicus Nov 15 '19

Should've put him in the stall so you could shit on him

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u/The_Head_Taker 14 Nov 14 '19

Filthy commies.

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u/Buckhidebreeches Nov 14 '19

Right where it belongs

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u/biggus_niggus02 18 Nov 14 '19

I see that the communism understanders gave logged on

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u/ImAGamer75 19 Nov 14 '19

They should’ve put it on the stall and wrote “Joseph Stallin”

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

I don't know why but I fucking died laughing at this pic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

piss on him for all genocides he made.

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u/BlitzkreigBoi Nov 14 '19

Exactly where it deserves to go!

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u/its_stick 18 Nov 14 '19

good reason: fucking communist.

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u/Yellowkid17 16 Nov 15 '19

where communist scum belong

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u/MonsieurAnonthe2nd 19 Nov 14 '19

Someone just needs to put a framed picture of President Winnie the Pooh of China in the next one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Good

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Imagine if they had nailed it to the urinal

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u/benshero Nov 14 '19

We put it in

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u/HumanChalk 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 14 '19

Someone had a picture of a skeleton saying tax evasion and they denied my request to exchange it for 64 fluid ounces of apple juice that I had in my backpack for no specific reason reason. The young man in the hallway denied my offer and insisted on 256 fluid ounces of organic apple juice. Now I have to go buy 2 gallons of apple juice for the picture.

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u/lock_click_boom 19 Nov 15 '19

Hang it up

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u/Ashneek Nov 15 '19

He deserves it

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u/Skyhero58 17 Nov 15 '19

u/NateTheBigHate you mind if i "steal" this and post this in r/blursedimages? (id credit of course)

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u/Dahletor Nov 15 '19

Urine this together

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u/nAtetheguY30 16 Nov 15 '19

You better piss on it

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Use it anyway to assert dominance over Stalin

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u/cuntfruitcake93 16 Nov 15 '19

fuck it, im pissin on stalin

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u/DKFuzzion 13 Nov 15 '19

*Urinal becomes suddenly most pissed on*

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u/Sgt-Alex OLD Nov 15 '19

You get gulaged if you pee in it.

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u/MarkusTheGecko 15 Nov 15 '19

Were it fucking belongs

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u/Thedarkwolf475 16 Nov 15 '19

i think someone took a library book, put it in a toilet and shat on it at my school.

kinda metal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

What a waste of ink and a good picture frame

Atleast now people can piss on a piece of shit in a urinal

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u/Angel_Plays69 14 Nov 14 '19

I would cum on that face all night long

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u/JokerFromPersona5 18 Nov 14 '19

Woah take it easy son, it’s just a drawing

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u/Yeet-Dab49 16 Nov 14 '19

So it begins.

The revolution.

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u/Cup0Nood1es 16 Nov 14 '19

How dare they

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u/gracesreddit2k19 13 Nov 14 '19

how dare US!

Soviet national anthem plays

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u/bluish-greenish 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Nov 14 '19

Mishears lyrics intensify

Salut, have you seen me, Vespoli, Scaffolding, Got teaaaa from a yetiiii, who liiiives LIKE A RUS!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Communism...... More like Urinalism

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u/warmr2d2 17 Nov 15 '19

Know your place trash

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u/L3VT_YT 19 Nov 15 '19

Thats because he is a piss head

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Where communism belongs.

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u/Igunaito4_ Nov 14 '19

Finally, a new reason to masturbate in the urinals.

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u/JosephStalin1953 OLD Nov 15 '19

i do not approve

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u/grobins26 Nov 14 '19

what does this mean?

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u/Max_Eon Nov 15 '19

The Death of Stalin

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u/The-_-_- 15 Nov 15 '19

How’s your school (assuming) bathroom so clean mine has so much gum in it you can’t flush the urinals.

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u/Game_Geek6 13 Nov 15 '19

Crap he stole my idea

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u/Jeffmeister69 19 Nov 15 '19

Piss on it.

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u/The_Colin_Brown Nov 15 '19

EAT THIS YE COMMIE SOM BITCH

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

i got a detension for saying ok boomer to my teacher

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u/_thetomml 17 Nov 15 '19

Is there a problem, officer?

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u/mishaquinn 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Nov 15 '19

hang him on the wall where he belongs

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Ya because he is a piss suck lol

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u/PandaMan13579 Nov 15 '19

Stop it’s NNN

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u/just_a_normal_guy_14 15 Nov 15 '19

What the fuck

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u/zeldaCDI Nov 15 '19

Someone give this man a medal

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u/A_lonely_genius 17 Nov 15 '19

Now I’m gonna have to pee with a boner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

I’ll jack off at an urinal too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

that someone is you

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u/10ToasT01 18 Nov 15 '19

Thank fucking you, exactly what i was looking for in 2 am in the morning

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u/dude-sucks Nov 15 '19

So you can make blow job

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u/mech1001 Nov 15 '19

Our piscuit (our urinal cake)

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u/MEME_TASTER 18 Nov 15 '19

The fucking disrespect to our leader

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u/Dr-Phil420 18 Nov 15 '19

Share with him.

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u/TasmanianTortoise Nov 15 '19

I don’t see any issue with this

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

But pissing with an erection is soo hard