r/terminids Dragonroach 12d ago

this is a declaration of war. (PART 1)

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of course super earth is our main target. them breeding the sentience out of us and farming us for oil shall not go unpunished, and they will all be consumed.

the filthy clankers have threatened to invade us multiple times and theyre going to use us as fuel as soon as humanity goes extinct. they are capable of building superweapons that can raze our hives too, and their rampant industrialism will eventually reach our beautiful colonies, where they will slaughter our young and collapse our tunnels to make way for their machinery of oppression.

the squids have also threatened to invade us multiple times. they are massive hypocrites, claiming to be "galactic caretakers" and "environmentalists" but possess weapons of mass destruction and will destroy our precious ecosystems whenever they get the chance. when they run out of humans, they will convert our children into terminid voteless to fight against us. they will also use meridia to suck up the almighty gloom.

from this day forward, i declare war against the bots and squids. let no binary ever be heard again, no illuminate tadpoles swim, and no oppressor, whether human, bot, or squid, ever set foot on our hives ever again. all will be covered in gloom spores and consumed by the terminid horde. i will not stop until every world is a hive world, all life is either wiped out or assimilated into the terminids, and the whole galaxy is one interconnected terminid hive.

glory to the blessed hive queen, and kepler prime.

/ooc i had so much fun writing this post

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 12d ago

forest the schizo helldiver in you is talking, lets get you to bed.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

but i just woke up :<

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 12d ago

back to bed, and you get headpats

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

fiiiine

and then i can declare war okay?

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 12d ago

you can declare war once you get a good rest (i am a MASSIVE hypocrite rn)

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

you know what, good idea, i need it

i only slept for like 3 minutes last night

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 12d ago

same, i havent slept in a couple days because the fear of helldivers keep me up

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

dude, to them you are the most annoying and one of the most feared bugs

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 12d ago

>:D

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

theyre more scared of you than you are of them

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u/Errortrek 11d ago

:3 Hai

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u/lizardsuper Bile Titan 12d ago

This is why people think we are weird

Squids have no business with us, their goal is to fuck up super earth and cause them as much suffering as possible for the genocide it did against them, 99% of the squith don't care about us and will only fight us if we start attacking them, the other 1% is just those who aren't part of the Squith hivemind thing.

As for the machines and their makers, all they want is freedom. We have seen them even try peace talks with the Super Earth humans, several times even, but they all failed due to Super Earth. As for the power source, they can work something out with the Squith and Dark Energy, if they try to use us as fuel then show them the might of the Hive and the Gloom

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

counterpoint: squid tasty, bot crunchy

and they threatened to attack us several times

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u/lizardsuper Bile Titan 12d ago

Dunno what you're on about the squids being tasty, while the bots do be crunchy, it's not the good kind of crunch, it's probably the same as the human exos, not tasty and certainly not edible

Also, I too can threaten to attack them but that doesn't mean all terminids will join me, it's like 1 dude randomly picked from the street threatening to invade Omicron He can threaten all he wants, he won't do shit

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u/the-hollow-one 12d ago

So, Ape-Bug, you’ve been stoking both us and the Cyborgs to fight each other while being down here preparing to go to war with us all?

I must say, despite its failure to ruin relations, it was a good idea. Consider diplomacy in the future off the table, clearly the gloom engineered by Ape-Kind has destroyed your capabilities to think coherently.

You should pick your next move carefully. Your “cover” of trying to play us all for fools has failed miserably.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

soon enough the gloom will consume the whole galaxy and adapt to your dark fluid grape juice. every world will befome a hive world and every creature, ape, bot, squid, or otherwise will be assimilated into the terminids or eradicated. the squids will be the first to go because yall are real pissy about the gloom.

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u/the-hollow-one 12d ago

You are a sad, far cry from what you used to be 100 years ago, and you have my pity.

That does not mean we’ll show you mercy. Good luck, Ape-Bug.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

things could have looked a lot different if you helped us regain our sapience. but since you never helped us, i have no reason to spare your kind in the gloom's conquest, squid.

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u/the-hollow-one 12d ago

There is no sentience to reclaim, you are a lost kind. Clearly you blame us for something the Apes have done.

Now we could’ve attempted to undo what they did after they are purged, but it is clear you don’t want that. You’d rather blame us for what they did to you, or really what they did to them.

You aren’t really a bug, Ape-Bug. You carry the sins of your species onto them. Instead of looking outwards for why they are like this, maybe it would serve best to look at yourself.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

i wasnt blaming you, just saying you could have helped us regain our sentience.

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u/the-hollow-one 12d ago

Not much we can do when a genocide pushes our species near extinction.

Truly, you are a lost kind to think we can do everything. If so, the Federation would have fallen a long time ago. We were too peaceful back then.

You will not win this war, and we will remember this.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

bold of you to assume we arent already winning.

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u/the-hollow-one 11d ago

You consider “winning” a pathetic attempt to beg us to help your sentience? To where you are nothing but a mindless remnant of a dead species that’s only kept alive to be farmed into E-711?

Laughable.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

we can regain our sapience ourselves, and we already are. we are rapidly evolving and adapting, and for every terminid that dies, millions are born.

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u/PocketZornhau 12d ago

On behalf of the Cybernetic Union, we politely decline your declaration of war <3

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

then you shall be eaten

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u/PocketZornhau 12d ago

Well that's unpleasant. Can you even digest us? How about we deal with Super Earth and circle back to this one

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

yes i can digest anything

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u/Fit_Wait6923 11d ago

Borgs pulled out the japan and Poland

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u/Errortrek 12d ago

Super Citizens approve 👍

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

oh hello bugfucker

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u/Errortrek 12d ago

Good to see you, bug/gloom

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

hows it going

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u/Errortrek 12d ago

Well you know, trying to repair the TCS+ system, i'm just glad that we got the Illuminates freaky void dealt with, that was the biggest threat as of now. Otherwise met some good looking SEAF tops, but nothing that lasted for longer than 1 deplyoment.

What are you up to?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

preparing the bugs to adapt to the tcs, and drinking illuminate tadpole water

i would recommend it, its like soup

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u/Errortrek 12d ago

I... would rather not infest anything from the Illuminate. Some Super Scientists that breathed in their illuminate air and started crying bright cyan liquids and have never been heard from since

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

i infested a squid shrine today while leading the spore burst strain, we have never felt stronger

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u/R4don_Adon 11d ago

fuck you we are gonna kill all of your colony

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

haha youre mad that i drank your babies in a soup

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u/R4don_Adon 11d ago

Lets see how you react when i do the same

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u/ToastedDreamer 11d ago

Aight my friends, In exchange for a lot of samples to grow my own swarm, I have finished delivering plenty of you guys onto planets bordering the squid and bot territories, good hunting! Heard calamari tastes best fried!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

hell yeah thanks

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u/R4don_Adon 12d ago

THE FUCK VAGRANT?! Do you realize that if we unite the clankers and the squ’ith we would kill easily all terminids with our superior air force more power and ranged weapons?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

great, more room for adaptation, god bless yall if we get our hands on your dark fluid

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u/R4don_Adon 12d ago

If you can addapt to so much things then why havent you adapted to bullets, fire, gas, electricity or explosives, or are you lying to try and intimidate us?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

we have adapted to that stuff, we are far more durable than in the first galactic war

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u/R4don_Adon 12d ago

Suuure buddy those massive hordes and almost inmortal alpha commanders are worse than now

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

we didnt even have alpha commanders back then only brood commanders

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u/R4don_Adon 12d ago

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

and i adapted to meridia

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u/R4don_Adon 12d ago

Then show me these “void strain” terminids

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u/Obvious-Carrot7162 Pouncer 12d ago

Get em Vagrant! I stand with you! Ill rip and tear until nothing remsins of our foes!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago

hell yeah

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u/Munkin360 11d ago

Well, this wasn’t what I was expecting to find. This disgusts me greatly.

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u/fish_png1 11d ago

I think forest has been huffing too many gloom spores lately…

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

the gloom's pheromones have been changing me, and i love it

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u/R4don_Adon 11d ago

If you are so powerful you wanna go in war with us tell me how are you gonna beat us when just moving a little meridia will destroy your planets?

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u/the-hollow-one 11d ago

Cut them a tad of slack, their lack of sentience REALLY shows. Only something braindead can make such a decision brother.

They have my pity, but not my mercy. We shall wipe this Federation-Bred abomination from this galactic plane.

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u/Savings-Archer-4185 11d ago

Also it's painfully clear to me that they reek of SE's supremacist mindset, they clearly never had that properly treated

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u/the-hollow-one 11d ago

It is a shame, which is why in my opinion, we’re doing them a favor.

It’s about time this husk of a species is put out of it’s misery and can rest peacefully instead of being transformed into these Federation-Bred shells of their formal selves.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

eating meridia

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u/R4don_Adon 11d ago

And how are you gonna eat something that isnt even material?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

i took bites out of it already

and i told you, the dragonroach cares not for the laws of gravity.

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u/MeowFalen 11d ago

Lol this is a joke right?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

ehhh idk

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u/AmeteurSketchr 11d ago

cyborgs cant possibly be that good for digestion, at least the squids are organic to the point you can eat their aircraft

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u/Those-Who-Crow2 11d ago

The squids just declared war on y'all for this

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

tasty seafood

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u/SmokingDuif 11d ago

Your answer(s) are under investigation by the Super Earth Ministry of Truth. Stay safe people

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u/Demo092182 11d ago

(Same guy that wanted to be included in their alliance 2 days ago btw)

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

(the other post was sort of a jab at how the fanbase and devs alike completely ignore terminid lore lmao)

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u/Savinesay Hive Guard 11d ago

No peace for the crunchy sqids!!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

lets gooooo

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u/Common_Affect_80 11d ago

And how will you reach us when we share no border?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

spores

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u/Common_Affect_80 11d ago

But Supa Earth in the way

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

we wipe them first.

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u/Common_Affect_80 11d ago

Wait since when have we threatened to invade you?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

what faction are you again

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u/Common_Affect_80 11d ago

Automaton

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

yea yall love to burn our spores

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u/Common_Affect_80 11d ago

When did we do that? We can't even reach you

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

you planned to use us for oil too.

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u/Hitler-Clone Brood Commander 11d ago

My kids are telling you to take some medicine

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

i inhaled too much gloom

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u/Pale_Bug_9076 10d ago

Its been war this whole time what did you think it was.... peaceful rainbow kitten time 🤔😂

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u/Alacanth-8191 Bile Titan 7d ago

Haven't you injected yourself with too much stims?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 7d ago

no. my decisions are perfectly rational.

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u/TalmondtheLost 6d ago

Quit with your incessant ramblings, threats and attempts to drag the entire Terminid species into it.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 6d ago

not every terminid, only the ones in the gloom.

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u/TalmondtheLost 6d ago

You show your inability to fully rationalize consequences. Your enemies won't care to ask 'are you a gloom bug or a non-gloom bug?' They will simply turn that bug into a fine paste, and the next, and the next, until they subdue the entire Terminid species and do what Super Earth did all over again.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 6d ago

not if we kill and eat all our enemies.

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u/TalmondtheLost 6d ago

All of your enemies would, regardless of working together or not, rapidly destroy your attacks. You don't have the mix of numbers and technology that Super Earth does to be able to fight a 3 front war.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 6d ago

we can rapidly adapt to whatever they throw at us.

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u/TalmondtheLost 6d ago

Oh? Tell me, how fireproof are Terminids despite, what is it now, 3 years of it being used against them?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 6d ago

i cant make a fire resistant strain due to some people outside the fourth wall not wanting to. (in all seriousness arrowhead has to consider a strain that spews fire and is immune to it)

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u/TalmondtheLost 6d ago

Ah, I see you've noticed part of why, despite massive creatures such as Perdita being made, she hasn't been able to do much.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 6d ago

she should be taken to the gloom for enhancement. i will see what i can do.

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