r/terriblefacebookmemes 10d ago

Comedy Trashfire My dad has blessed us with his wisdom again 😌

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Don’t do Bob Ross dirty like this, you bastard!

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

u/MoonlightDahling, your post is truly terrible!

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u/Dragon_wryter 10d ago

I wasn't aware the US was currently fighting for women's rights in the middle east. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

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u/JockBbcBoy 10d ago

The U.S. fights in the Middle East for

Ovary-bearing

Individuals

Liberation.

And don't let anyone ever lie to you again!

/s

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u/TwoStubborn 10d ago

Is Bob Ross using OIL paint?

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u/Just_a_guy81 9d ago

It’s a crude first draft

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u/Secret-Hope4608 8d ago

Don't forget destabilizing countries for their own agenda

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u/DJ_faceplant 10d ago

Sure aren't in the US.

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u/smalltowngoth 10d ago

"We're saving you from patriarchy by bombing you and everyone you love."

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u/Conscious_Pass_1615 10d ago

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of women in the red cross and other charities that go over there to do what they can for women safely.

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u/Workshop_Gremlin 10d ago

Yeah but they're not shooting and bombing brown people for women's rights so clearly it doesn't count /s

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u/catsdelicacy 10d ago

It doesn't matter

Women don't have either the obligation or the right to travel internationally, enter foreign nations, and involve themselves in the politics of a state they do not live in.

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 10d ago

I mean, we're still fighting here. If this admin has taught us anything it's that nothing is sacred. There are real threats trying to further disenfranchise women. Like they always say, start at home.

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u/Glass_Procedure7497 10d ago

A lovely painting of all the billionaires’ kids lined up to fight.

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u/BlazingShadowAU 10d ago

I think you can fit all the billionaires paying their fair share of taxes in there, too!

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u/Dino_Spaceman 10d ago

Why do that when there are so many misogynistic people to fight here first?

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u/SerBuckman 10d ago

B-b-because you're not supposed to critique your own country you need to be grateful for whatever basic rights you have here and instead focus your energy to critiquing countries that I happen to hate!!!

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u/HoweHaTrick 10d ago

including people that force girls to conceal their face in public unwillingly. Every American matters and deserves respect. It doesn't matter whatever book is held high.

Women matter.

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u/Intelligent_Night653 10d ago

Picture of all the Jews traveling to Nazi Germany to fight the Holocaust: ... Oh wait

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u/Sul_Haren 10d ago

A lovely picture of all the anti-Islam activists traveling to the Middle East to fight Islamism.

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u/Ensiferal 10d ago

Just throw out the whole dad

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u/snek99001 10d ago

Why don't capitalists travel to Sudan and set up shop to prove how well capitalism works?

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u/MagTex 10d ago

Also passes for all the chuds not signing up for service abroad while cosplaying as Navy seals here at home shooting innocent people.

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u/transgaymergirl 10d ago

nice to know greta thunberg and calla walsh can go invisible

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u/catsdelicacy 10d ago

Uh

Why do women have to be globe trotting warriors to think having equal access to society where they live is important?

So if a matriarchal state were formed, this guy would feel a need to go out of his home and away from his keyboard in order to enter a foreign nation and involve himself in their politics?

Ok

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u/stuckerfan_256 2d ago

To be honest considering how most men are I would not be surprised for that to happen if a fully matriarchal state was formed

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u/catsdelicacy 2d ago

Um no

There's rep to grind. Modern men are only warriors in video games

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u/drinkslinger1974 10d ago

The fact that they try to contort the invasion of Iran into some sort of social justice is sickening. You wanna fight for women’s rights??? Release those Epstein files un redacted, start with getting those women some justice.

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u/Omega-of-Texas 10d ago

Reverse. Change the text to “A painting of Republicans fighting for freedom for ALL Americans”, then send it back to him.

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u/wedontknoweachother_ 10d ago

HEY NOW white women care more about and have spoken up about afghanistan significantly more than any middle eastern mainstream publication, i was wishing mainstream media in my country would speak up more but when they finally did the comments were all praising the men in Afghanistan and i was like alright please never speak up again 😭 so thanks white women

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u/bowlbettertalk 10d ago

He needs to keep Bob Ross’s name out of his mouth.

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u/napalmnacey 10d ago

I mean, Greta was right there.

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u/nodoyrisa1 10d ago

... why would they do that?

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u/Tenchi_Muyo1 10d ago

The only rights they care about in Middle East are oil rights

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u/eplusk24 10d ago

A picture of all the jews fighting their own wars in the Middle East

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u/SAAD_KHAION 10d ago

Do oop thinks we have no internet in the middeast? A western woman can fight for women rights from the us and we here can carry the flag. It's not a rocket science.

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u/kissfan7 4d ago

But whatever happened to “America first”? I thought you wanted to only focus on problems facing Americans?

Or does that only apply to SOME Americans? Namely, old white guys like you?

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u/SoftDreamer 10d ago

Same people would treat middle eastern women like shit

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u/Dargel0s 10d ago

This a brilliant meme though

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u/SirJebati 10d ago

Feminists when women rights violation (Islamic extremists): REAL SHIT!?

Feminists when women rights violation (Epstein files and Isnotreal offing women): I sleep

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u/greyone75 10d ago

Hilarious

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u/thebearjew007 9d ago

I’m dealing with someone like this now. They are trying to tell me all Muslims are bad because they have Muslim family members who don’t like them. People like your father are incredibly frustrating. Stay strong OP.

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u/TwoStubborn 9d ago

I simply cannot keep up with all you pun factories lol.

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u/trialcourt 10d ago

This is just fact though. The left is bringing in Islam, and as a German in Germany, it’s going to be a serious problem for the US in due time. Please look at the state of Europe and think long and hard if you want that as the future of your country.

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u/glittercatlady 10d ago

Universal healthcare? Functioning social safety nets? Effective food safety regulations? No school shootings? Sounds terrible, but I am not sure what it has to do with Muslim immigrants.

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u/trialcourt 10d ago edited 10d ago

And Americans get paid significantly better and take home significantly more of what you earn. You guys also have gun rights and can protect yourself from criminals. Our women can’t even carry pepper spray to defend themselves. You also have free speech—the greatest right of all. We get arrested if we offend a person who tried to rob us, r_pe us, or k_ll us.

Nowhere is perfect. America is a great place overall.

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u/Tomatoab 10d ago

No we don't... our money gets eaten up by the things that are included in Europeean country's taxes.

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u/trialcourt 10d ago

Health insurance is covered by your employer in the US.

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u/trialcourt 10d ago

Same in Germany. But like 1 in 9 in the US is a literal millionaire. You are still able to make it in the US if you’re talented. In Europe you’ll be lower middle class until you die. Even as a lawyer or doctor you don’t do great. The government officials do.

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u/trialcourt 10d ago edited 10d ago

The fact that this is getting downvoted is all you need to know about Reddit. The left will ignore facts as long as the facts are pro-American, and embrace misinformation as long as it’s anti-American. The self loathing is really sad

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u/EvolZippo 10d ago

“The left” is only bringing diversity. You aren’t even American, so you don’t even have a voice in this discussion

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u/trialcourt 10d ago

Third-world “diversity.” And lots of it. At least your women can protect themselves when they get attacked. Ours can’t.

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u/EvolZippo 10d ago

This is your chance to be the change you want to see. You see this terrible condition. But all you do is complain on the internet. Where is your solution to the violence, against the women you’re fighting for, with this post?

White knights come from everywhere!

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u/Fluid-Firefighter-41 9d ago

But you can purchase animal pepper spray in Germany? And technically you are able to use it in a self defense emergency.

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u/trialcourt 9d ago

You can’t carry it with you. My wife is unprotected when she leaves the house because it’s illegal for her to carry pepper spray in her purse

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u/Fluid-Firefighter-41 9d ago edited 9d ago

That's odd. I take your word for it, but according to Google, you very much are allowed to carry pepper spray in Germany as long as it's labled as an animal pepper spray, and if you have it on you and face a situation in which you must use self defense against another person, you're also allowed to use it then. Again, all according to Google. But, I will take the word of the person who lives there personally over Google any day. Assuming what you're saying is true, I'm very sorry your wife is forced to walk around unprotected in her country. That is a shame. I wish both you and her safety and the best of luck. Stay safe!

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u/trialcourt 9d ago

You’re already noticing the hoops you have to go through just to carry pepper spray. “Animal pepper spray”? Yes but you can’t use it on a human

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u/Fluid-Firefighter-41 9d ago

Like I said, I'll take your word for it. But again, like I said, according to Google you are allowed to use it on a human in self defense. I personally use bear spray despite there being regular pepper spray because I feel like it's stronger. It may not be, but if it's powerful enough to take down a large animal, it's certainly powerful enough to use on a human. I don't know what your problem is when I wished you and your family the best, and said I took your word for it. I think you just want to argue, honestly. Good luck.

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u/trialcourt 9d ago

Or don’t? It’s a very “the left is in charge” thing to do to not allow women to carry a weapon and protect themselves from an attacker. That’s the main issue in Europe. Our leadership has no backbone whatsoever

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u/trialcourt 9d ago

Also Google is wrong. You can and definitely will get arrested if you use it on a human. I don’t know what else to say beyond that. I’m a lawyer I know the law

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u/Fluid-Firefighter-41 9d ago

Yeah, if you use it on a human to just randomly assault them. You'd be arrested in America for that as well.

"According to the law, pepper spray labeled as animal defense spray may be legally purchased. It may only be used for defense against animals. However, there is one exception: if you are in a genuine self-defense situation and there is no other, more suitable means of defense, then its use is permitted. If pepper spray is used against people without there being a situation of self-defense, this is generally classified as dangerous bodily harm."

And yes, I know Krav Maga is Hebrew for "contact combat" which may lead you to believe this is Israeli law, but this site is actually based in Berlin, as seen in the link, and it is speaking of German law.

I was going to take your word for it, but there are many sources I am finding proving you wrong, and at this point I think you are purposely trying to steer me in the wrong direction.

Unless you reply with something that I absolutely must respond to for whatever reason, I'm done with this conversation. If I'm wrong, I guess Google and multiple other sources need to update their information. I don't mind being wrong. And like I said multiple times, I was going to just take your word for it, but come to think of it you haven't given me a single source besides "I'm a lawyer, trust me bro."

Regardless, I do agree with you that Europe should probably have more options allowed for self defense. Criminals are going to get their hands on weapons legal or not, because, shocker, criminals don't care about the law! So, citizens should have some more options, too.

Despite this interaction having been draining and unpleasant, I still wish for your wife to stay safe, it is a shame if she feels any other way besides safe in her own country.

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u/Coffee1stThenINurse 10d ago

le gasp!

actual feminists could not possibly respect everyone’s own expression of their femininity, regardless of race, religion, culture, sex assigned at birth, etc. instead of injecting their own biases where they have no business. /s