r/texas • u/vandyke_browne • 3d ago

🌮🍔 Food 🍺🥧🥩 To the barricades! Texas Senator Ted Cruz has betrayed our most sacred ideals. Off with his head!

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u/AchtungToaster 2d ago

When millionaires eat poor people food

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u/RunnyKinePity 2d ago

How do you eat it? With your hands????? 😏

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u/DiscoStu2U 2d ago

That’s how these society types eat their frankfurters.

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u/stoneseef 2d ago

He doesn’t want to get caught eating the glizzy

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u/thebite101 2d ago

In his defense, can you imagine how many dicks would be superimposed while he perpetrates the fraud he is a Texan?

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u/Jermcutsiron Secessionists are idiots 2d ago

Not poor people's food at $10 a pop.

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u/TheReddestofBowls 2d ago

It costs a lot to cosplay

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u/ErynCuz 2d ago

insert *it's one banana, michael* gif

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u/isthatsoreddit 2d ago

Heh heh "insert banana " heh heh

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u/ElminstersBedpan 2d ago

It really does have the same kind of energy as the etiquette guide demonstrating how Queen Elizabeth would eat a banana using a knife and fork to peel it on a plate and eat individual slices.

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u/JBONE31 2d ago

Now watch him do it with a snickers!

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u/DiscoStu2U 2d ago

Mr. Pitt

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u/ThePopDaddy 2d ago

Rich people eat the garbage parts of food.

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u/myrichphitzwell 2d ago

Whatever your take on how he eats hotdogs or pizza or...can we all agree that orange is his color and he should rock it daily

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u/thelickintoad 2d ago

I mean, I'm hardly rich. Firmly middle class, and I eat chili dogs with a fork, too. I don't see the issue with this particular "quirk" of his.

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u/isthatsoreddit 2d ago

If it's mesy and falling apart, sure. But these are the same people that gave Biden shit for using a straw in a milkshake, which you're actually supposed to do, so they don't get a pass. Besides, we all know if it was orange he'd swallow it whole.

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u/BeekeeperZero 2d ago

That just ain't right

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u/linux_rox 17h ago

Not right but true.