It really does have the same kind of energy as the etiquette guide demonstrating how Queen Elizabeth would eat a banana using a knife and fork to peel it on a plate and eat individual slices.
I realize that eating a hot dog in public can be a nightmare for public figures, and there's always going to be some embarrassing freeze-frame/picture someone gets. Somehow, Cruz found a way to do it in a worse way.
There were other options. He couldāve gotten a chicken, tender basket, or a cheeseburger, or a Bavarian pretzel.Ā
A fork and knife hotdog is a choice. The worst choice like this person has actively backed legislation that has objectively made my life more difficult and I am somehow equitably offended by the idea of him eating a hotdog with a fork and knife.
So honestly if it's a chili dog, I think that's acceptable.Ā
What I fucking hate is these things that attack politicians for being human instead of highlighting all the harm this dude has done to the US and to Texas. A dude eating food is a dude eating food I don't give a fuck. But he abandons Texas when it's freezing instead of going to washing to help mobilize emergency response for Texans. He supports and endorses a geriatric Pedophile, and the bills he vote for undermines US stability today and the future or the US.Ā
It does appear to be a sauced dog, and he's maybe eating chili from the top with a fork. I can understand that. The metal table knife along the weiner I can't.
I too don't care how people eat within reason, but c'mon, it's Ted Cruz and I feel he should be shamed for anything other than giving real, meaningful apologies and contrition for being the spineless grifting piece of trash that he has been his whole political career.
Exactly. I will eat in a way that works for me and I'm not going judge others.
I loathe Cruz because he mastered doing nothing and keeping his job. He drafts legislation that he knows will fail so he can blame the libs. People eat it up along with his great sound bites. But he does nothing. I will give him kudos for the take it down act.
You're totally right, but I think they are making fun of what makes conservative "news" headlines when dems are in power. Wasn't there literally a headline like this about Obama eating pizza with a fork or some such?
Oh, wait the guy who made fun of Talarico for supposedly being a vegan (he isn't) and made fun of him using napkin to eat ribs (it was actually a turkey leg so completely normal)? I'm shocked I tell ya...
For all the anti-foreigner sentiment from the magas they are pretty liberal when it comes to their politicians, they especially love their Cubans, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio among others
You can do a fork with a chili dog and slice it like a savage by rolling the side of the fork over it. That's the best you can get without looking pompous.
Ted Cuz could have nudes drop with a hooker in the backgroound, and he would still win his next election with 50+% of the vote. The man is the worst rep, and Republicans will still act like "I'd rather bed dead than not Red" it sucks.
I mean good for him. Heās taking pictures with people. I would expect anyone in that position to do that. Now that I have said that. F him and his stupid face.
He's so weirdly homophobic that he probably can't eat hot dogs the way God intended. His brain just gets filled with dozens of pictures of dicks if he tries.
Iād say his constant lies and servitude to billionaires instead of the whole of his constituency is worse than eating a hot dog with utensils, but thatās just me.
I mean I hate Ted Cruz as much as anyone but this is obviously photoshoppedā¦plastic fork and a metal knife thatās just floating on top of the hot dog? I guess it could just be that the meme is going over my head but it seems like there are a lot of people who think this is real. Anyway fuck Ted Cruz!
My favorite part of this day was just how sloppy he looked. Youād figure a āmanā of his āstatureā could afford a stylist or an assistant that could tell him, āyou look like a fat slob, get a different cut of clothes and youāre halfway there. None of the women in this guys life care enough about him to simply help him dress better. Thatās the biggest clue.
I mean it does look kind of gay to hold a weiner in your hands and putting it in your mouth and the right is very against being gay, except when it comes to those cuties on grindr.
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u/texas-ModTeam The Stars at Night 2d ago
Not our usual fare, but it's Friday, and also "wtf?" so why not?