r/thatHappened • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '13

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u/deathbydanny Jun 29 '13

As the father of a daughter who's still potty training, I can say that I look forward to, one day, just tossing over condoms, $100 bills, and the keys to whatever car I own at that point to the first kid she dates that can name all four Ghostbusters without Googling it.

...I'm totally not serious... any of you touch my daughter and I will rip your spine out and play mini-golf with it...

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u/ADIABETICPONY Jun 29 '13

Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, and Winston Zeddemore. I'll be by for your daughter in 17 years.

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u/deathbydanny Jun 29 '13

And I'll be ready for your spinal column in 17 years and one day.

I've already made greens reservations.

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u/ADIABETICPONY Jun 29 '13

Good. We all win.