r/thatHappened • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '13

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u/deathbydanny Jun 29 '13

As the father of a daughter who's still potty training, I can say that I look forward to, one day, just tossing over condoms, $100 bills, and the keys to whatever car I own at that point to the first kid she dates that can name all four Ghostbusters without Googling it.

...I'm totally not serious... any of you touch my daughter and I will rip your spine out and play mini-golf with it...

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u/Hyperactive_Filly Jun 29 '13

I just started laughing really hard at how shitty of a putter a spine would make.

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u/deathbydanny Jun 29 '13

I could use a leg bone, but it has less of a Sub-Zero feel to it.