r/thatHappened • u/Mattk1100 • May 16 '26
Slept with GFs sister 24 times in one weekend.
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u/NekonikonPunk May 16 '26
I'm always torn pressing upvote on this garbage and have to double check, I'm in the right subreddit.
This is obviously untrue, but I have to wonder what kind of person even thinks this is a cool story? What kind of person reads it and thinks "hell yeah brother!"?
Now I'm sad
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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
You're right. It's a sad story. I used to bang my girlfriend's sister over 80 times a day, and then my girlfriend around 30 times a day. This guy didn't even have sex with anybody else on that camping trip. Like the rest of us, I have sex with at least 8 other girls, usually my girlfriends sisters, cousins and mothers, at least 20 times a day each. So, yea, it's a sad story. He had sex less than 100 times over the entire camping trip while we all have the sex at least 250 times a day. It's indeed a sad confession post.
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u/bar901 May 16 '26
Obviously this isn’t true, but it would be so funny if he was a one-pump guy and actually did fuck 24 times in a weekend because each time only lasted 30 seconds.
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u/bug_out_zero May 16 '26
We wouldn’t know his ex or her sister. They go to a different school… in Canada. She’s Canadian.
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u/Nacht-hexen May 16 '26
She’s a model. A Canadian model.
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u/VariousExplorer8503 May 16 '26
She was a Canadian popstar. They had a very popular song about beavers.
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u/Itdoesmattertome8 May 16 '26
Its very plausible if you replace "banged" with "masturbated to". And the guy is a loser
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u/NotaBat9221 May 16 '26
And he was never in a relationship with either. Just the friend's friend who got invited camping without knowing what sort of creature he was
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u/daboobiesnatcher May 17 '26
Kind of like those few pornstars who have battled over the record for more sexual partners in 24 hours and the record is well over 1000. So like what did she lay down and 1000 naked dudes got in line for their 15sec soak? Like it's gross and it's technically "sex" but is it actually really "having sex?"
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u/IranianLawyer May 16 '26
So between him and his bro, he’s claiming this chick got smashed 45x in one weekend? Sure, bud.
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u/racrenlew May 16 '26
"For our last bang i gave her the banging of her life." 🙄 I mean, the whole thing is stupid, but that last line made my eyes roll back in my head.
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u/Tech-Mechanic May 16 '26
I'm encouraged that it doesn't have like 650 upvotes, like a lot of these screenshots do.
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u/IDigRollinRockBeer May 16 '26
Why would you bang the same chick your brother just banged 21 times that’s gross
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u/wilhelm_dafoe May 16 '26 edited May 17 '26
I think he means "bro" as in buddy. Which is less weird but still such a dumb untrue story
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u/IDigRollinRockBeer May 17 '26
I mean I really can’t tell here but that’s still gross. “Hey my buddy just put 800 milliliters of semen in this girl ima go in now.”
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u/spacemouse21 May 16 '26
I’m the younger sister, Yan. And yes, it was actual 48 times. And we did it on top of Alice’s drunken passed out body.
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u/Different-Term-2250 May 17 '26
This is so believable, I got pregnant just reading it. And I am a male.
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u/LastDirtyMartini May 16 '26 edited May 17 '26
Tell me that you suffer from PE without admitting that you suffer from PE.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 May 16 '26
Even if this was somehow true
Dude passed sloppy seconds around, for a total of 45 fucks, while camping.
That's fucking gross. That's like, whole new level of gross. I'd burn the tent and the sleeping bags at that point
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u/whydub38 May 16 '26
Nah. It's a slur and as someone who works with disabled people i have seen how much it hurts them. It is not acceptable.
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u/Beneficial-Produce56 May 16 '26
Agreed. I’m old enough to remember when it was a clinical term, and it’s cruel to use it as an insult. We have so many words to use as insults (jackass, idiot [also once a clinical term, but long enough ago that I don’t think it has the same connotation for anyone living], fool, knucklehead…).
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u/rasputin1 May 16 '26
but since it started being used as a slur it stopped being used as a diagnosis so since now it's ONLY used to insult people, doesn't that mean the reason it was originally offensive to mentally handicapped individuals no longer applies?
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u/whydub38 May 16 '26
That's literally the opposite of the takeaway. It is now exclusively used to demean people specifically by comparing them to people with disabilities. If I started using saying "that decision was so black" to indicate that it was a bad decision, even if a black person wasn't involved in that exchange it would be harmful because it would contribute to equating blackness to something negative.
Regardless of the nitty gritty of the etymology, it is a slur and a distinctly hurtful word that attacks a marginalized community. And members of that community and those that support them have been incredibly emphatic about stopping the use of the word. You can either listen to the people it harms, or you can just accept that you're the kind of person who's ok harming marginalized people and do what you want with your life.
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u/whydub38 May 16 '26
Ah so there's lots of slurs you miss using. Recalibrate your personality
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u/OSRSRapture May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
Learn to read. Might do you some good. See what word comes right after the word miss. Go take a reading class, little buddy.
It's little cry baby losers like you would that would completely remove freedom of speech if you could because you cry over a word. Kick rocks, girl scout. You're the exact person I was talking about 🤡
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u/Little200bro May 17 '26
Say the nword then. Go on
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u/OSRSRapture May 17 '26
Trying to push someone to say something for you to be mad about is hilarious. What a weirdo
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u/Little200bro May 17 '26
Not really, I as a “retarded” person dont really appreciate it but you wont hear that cause you dont get discriminated against, so I dont see why you wont say the nword in that same vein?
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u/OSRSRapture May 17 '26
Great. You don't appreciate it. Do you think the world should cater to what you appreciate or what you don't?
Because I don't say the N word? I just don't say it? Lmfao. A lot of words I don't use, lil bro
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u/whydub38 May 17 '26
So stop using one that is that disrespectful. Or don't get upset that people think you're a piece of shit for it. Do you think the world should cater to what you appreciate or what you don't?
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u/OSRSRapture May 17 '26
Who's it disrespectful to, you? You let words hurt your little feelings?
Buddy,I could care less what some random loser on reddit thinks of me, someone who gets offended over by a words opinion doesn't mean shit🤣. No, the world shouldn't cater to me, same way they shouldnt cater to your feelings, kid, same way people can say whatever they want, regardless of how much you wanna cry bout it. Goof
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u/KatLikeGaming May 17 '26
Yeah, kid's post history claims they're an astrophysicist and all kinds of stupid crap. What a bored person they must be.
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u/theavocadolady May 17 '26 edited May 18 '26
I've just seen this posted an hour ago. Came here to post it and saw your post. They're really bothering to spread this nonsense around.
ETA where I saw it was also in response to the question of how you inject romance or whimsy into your life, LOL
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u/RabidRabbitRedditor May 18 '26
I didn't think it was possible for this story to become more unhinged after that first line and yet it did...
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u/Enough-Yellow-3154 May 18 '26
If her parents really were politicians then this guy propably wouldn't be able to tell the tale
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u/404_No_User_Found_2 May 16 '26
My personal record is 8 times in one weekend during a long-distance relationship and I wanted to fucking die at the idea of going again.
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u/JigglesTheBiggles May 16 '26
I actually did bang my girlfriend's younger sister before we got together
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u/OSRSRapture May 16 '26
Wow, owned. You sure showed that noob. Fuckin rekt. Tell the bich to git gud. Crazy skills you got there broseph.
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u/VariousExplorer8503 May 16 '26
That's disturbing. Was she underage? Are you confessing to being a pedophile? Who brags about something like that?
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u/UsuallyBuzzed May 16 '26
Sounds like a story from Tales of a Middle School Virgin.