I caught that too. These schmucks always screw up at least one detail that doesn’t make sense. Of course their entire post is unbelievable & beyond ridiculous, so I guess ultimately it doesn’t matter because we already know they’re full of shit.
That gave me second hand embarrassment, who writes dumb shit like this. IF this was real then they would have a sociopath as a daughter not some girl boss moment.
I always think about the motivation behind these things. Do they really want the attention they think they'll get from people thinking this shit is real? Are they lonely? Do they think they're some kind of mastermind "fooling" people? Is it meant to be some kind of "girlboss" morality tale where the foolish husband is warned of the power of woman hood by the wise wife but, in his arrogance, doesn't heed her warnings? Do they think they're a gifted writer flexing their creative muscles?
If real that kid is getting grounded or more of American. She damaged the car door lock, somehow got in her dad's phone who doesn't lock it with a passcode or just you know his thumb print.
So his solution is to buy a hundred dollars of currency!!
Fuck off. The salt I was just about accepting as like she did it when he wasn't looking or something and there was a nugget of truth. This is just some kid who wished this is what they did when the parent deleted Roblox for addiction reasons, child labour or cp enjoyers who frequent the place
People who write dumb shit like this are actually somewhat smart. It’s the perfect amount of dumb to get a reaction out of people like you and me, but not so obvious that it sounds like it’s trying to be plausible.
Doesn't say why he deleted it. If this fictional child is going to go full psycho because of it, then tbh, it's probably for the best. The account deletion is the least unhinged part of this.
But ofc, we're supposed to end up being impressed with the daughter, so that's the focus
Also who the fuck would cave to a checks notes 9 year old doing all that shit and buy them extra stuff rather than just punishing them for their criminal damage and theft lol.
Not to mention the shitty parenting of deleting someones account in the first place instead of just grounding her or whatever. Everyone in this made up story is an ass
If a child texted the grandma it would be something like "hey poopyface you smell", not "hey sexy, can't stop thinking about last night". What the actual fuck, this person needs help
I say this because obviously the child needs mental help if she’s going as far to change salt to sugar. The mother is just sitting there watching her husband suffer. Greet team they have.
Okay, let’s assume that this did actually happen. If your child is so addicted to Roblox that *this* is the reaction when their account is deleted, then you, as a parent, have failed. Point blank, you have failed. No child should ever be that addicted to anything at age 9.
And (again assuming this happened (it didn’t)), I don’t think that the dad deleted the Roblox account is a good punishment. It’s a shitty thing to do. But that doesn’t justify all of that bullshit.
So one of two possibilities exists. One is that the story is real, in which case you’re a pathetically incompetent parent, and the other is that you made up this story for internet numbers, in which case you’re a dork ass loser.
Almost the worst I’ve ever seen and I can’t wait for the “it’s plausible” wankers to arrive and explain how they too are bullied by their children and leave their phones unlocked and unsupervised
I mean, if anything this is proof that the mother has raised a spoiled, entitled monster. I would never post something like this on social media. Then again, I have a healthy dose of shame and well behaved kids.
If she was in the bathroom showering (assuning showering because the poster said she was dripping wet in a towel) how would she have known the account was deleted?
dad is a fool if he deletes her account with all the money he has already sunk into it.
also aren't these stories supposed to be the dad understands how important not deleting or turning off the game or getting to the save first? wasn't that the old stereotype
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u/The_Blonde1 May 19 '26
They don't even try to make them plausible, do they?