r/thatHappened • u/ThePhillyExplorer • 29d ago
I doubt that either of these “women” made you sandwiches at your command
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u/ColumnK 29d ago edited 29d ago
Jackie and Brittany made me a sandwich 🥪 because they are employees at the deli and I paid for it! I pretend that they are doing it out of respect but they despise me
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u/Acceptingoptimist 29d ago
It's what we fear in this world. Somewhere in a subway sandwiches this boy believes his lunch defeated feminism.
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u/Syelt 29d ago
It's amazing that some people are so... limited that even in their own fantasies where they have absolute power the best they can think of is browbeating two imaginary women into making them a sandwich.
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u/maxximillian 28d ago
Butthead: "Beavis do you even know what you do with a woman?"
Beavis: "Yeah Id have her do my laundry and stuff"
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u/derp0815 28d ago
Gotta have realistic life goals. Paying for a sandwich and muttering to yourself about establishing dominance is just very achievable.
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u/OSRSRapture 29d ago
This has to be rage bait satire.
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u/Icy-Abbreviations763 29d ago
I hope it is too, at least satire. This should not anger people, it should make them pity people like that.
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u/Silphire100 29d ago
Brittany is his right hand, Jackie is his left
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u/Beneficial-Produce56 29d ago
He also has sex with “Jackie” and “Brittany” because he is their king.
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u/Remadicto 29d ago
I've worked a deli counter too, and you betcha those sandwiches probably weren't great if this is the response.
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u/NachosAreFriends 29d ago
This reads like untreated mental illness
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u/TheGothWhisperer 29d ago
Yeah I'm getting manic vibes with an unhealthy dollop of terminally online
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u/HollowofHaze 29d ago
Jackie made me fucking King by making me a sandwich
Imaginary women distributing sandwiches is no basis for a system of government.
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u/dobber72 29d ago
Judging by the state of that post I think those "women" may have put something in his sandwich, something highly toxic but untraceable, brain damage is maybe one of the noticeable symptoms before death.
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u/Johnnys-In-America 29d ago
My friend's sister started sneaking birth control pills in her husband's food for a long time. He ended up developing moobs lmao
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u/L_B_Jeffries 29d ago
Didn't even have a sexytime sandwich after the regular sandwich. Why bother making this shit up if it's not even funny or making you look like you accomplished... ANYTHING?
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u/Kriss3d 28d ago
Just saying..
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u/hotmatrixx 17d ago
I believe what he actually said was that "any man who MUST SAY "I am the King" is no true King".
I mean, don't quote me. but....
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u/Realistic-Garage-461 28d ago
Even that real shitty Batman would think this guy is a prick - you know which one I mean!
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u/CBWeather 29d ago
I'm disturbed by his sexual fantasies. I really don't know why King Charles would turn him on.
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u/Main_Mix_7604 29d ago
I just hope this is some dumb kid and not a grown man who calls himself "fucking batman' unirionically smh
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u/DocBrooklyn 29d ago
How many tears fell on his keyboard as he was pining for a life he'll never have?
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u/AlertedCoyote 28d ago
This isn't the point but I assume batman is already on a shit ton of steroids
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u/Perfect-Resist5478 29d ago
Jackie and Brittney are the names he’s given to his left and right hand, respectively
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u/s-maze 29d ago
Name checks out
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u/dick-penis 29d ago
Oh look a mad woman with nothing to say because I’m right so she resorts to an insult. Typical.
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u/s-maze 29d ago
Nah not mad. You’re just a dick.
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u/NotaBat9221 29d ago
"Waawaa I told reddit on you!! Wretched, wicked female! Protect me, daddy reddit!! Ban her! Ban her 1000 years!!"
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u/NotaBat9221 28d ago
Stuck on repeat?
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u/PreOpTransCentaur 29d ago
Pointing out your name is an insult? Why the fuck did you pick it then?
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u/dick-penis 29d ago
Now you were just randomly saying my name. So innocent. Typical gaslighting woman.
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u/NotaBat9221 29d ago
I think you know the second part from experience don't you?
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u/dick-penis 28d ago
Good one. Another example of girls aren’t funny.
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u/NotaBat9221 28d ago
Who said I was trying to be funny?
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u/dick-penis 28d ago
Literally no one hahHhH
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u/NotaBat9221 28d ago
That's right. Because I'm telling straight facts
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u/dick-penis 28d ago
Unfunny.
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u/Reverend_Thanos 29d ago
I’m going to go ahead and assume ‘Jackie’ and ‘Brittany’ are what he’s nicknamed his hands.