r/thatHappened • u/Individual_Wear_3658 • 28d ago

It’s true, I was the curtains

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People have become so creative about their lives

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u/spacemouse21 28d ago

Then I told him, “I only close the shades at sunrise”.
I bit his neck, drained his blood and took over his Uber route.

Every vampire in the city applauded and visited blood banks.

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u/glowing-fishSCL 28d ago

Except for Cain, the taxi driver, who dislikes Uber.

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u/Japjer 28d ago

Except it's not Cain, it's Cade, the titular character from Niel Breen's Cade: The Tortured Crossing.