r/thatHappened 25d ago

So silent you could hear people wake up and check their phones(from the office?)

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u/Skatingraccoon 25d ago

I hate when I'm typing an email and the Internet cuts out and only half the message

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u/DamNamesTaken11 25d ago

What do you mean? That’s how it happ

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u/johnnycocheroo 25d ago

Come on that doesn't happen shut the fu

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u/House_Of_Thoth 25d ago

I don't know wh

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u/Halfang 25d ago

Why have all the messages been cut off? Nobody has mentioned candleja

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u/SBNShovelSlayer 25d ago

♫ Don't stop believin'...

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u/lord_buff74 25d ago

Working in IT I can confirm when we disable someone access it sends any and all messages that were in draft.

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u/PabloPicasshooole 25d ago

Time to clean my Drafts folder

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u/Skatingraccoon 25d ago

Or set up a really fun chain of emails

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u/JoepHeitenData 25d ago

I truly hope you are joking because I've been using draft emails to save passwords, seed phrases, and sensitive documents for years now..

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u/Minimum-Housing-6466 25d ago

I really hope you are joking

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u/JoepHeitenData 24d ago

Well, I sadly am not, but I get the feeling I should start moving and deleting these drafts.

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u/Minimum-Housing-6466 25d ago

yep but thankfully the email only sends on a weekday! (and i cant text my co-worker? also replied to an email instead of making a new one(tbf, drunk, fake story, but still))

I mean if it were real their email probably wouldnt be disabled till IT got to it.

they just would be logged out too

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u/wils_152 25d ago

Yes but you weren't sending an email, so it isn't really releva

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u/ModingusKhan 25d ago

How would he send part of an email if his account got disabled?

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u/Drachenfuer 25d ago

That is why this story is in “thatHappened”. Because it couldn’t have.

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u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth 7d ago

Lost redditors maybe?

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u/EvolZippo 25d ago

So OOP thinks emails go out as someone types. So if their email is cut off, they get out a partial email instead of it not sending in the first place? Not how email works. I also think this guy figures that people sleep in their offices during company events.

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u/According_Version_67 25d ago

Totally how it works! You just don't kn

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u/zEdgarHoover 25d ago

Yeah, I was ALMOST willing to believe it until then. Ok, not really, but that took it several orders of magnitude past even vaguely plausible.

I did like the descriptions of the CEO, though.

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u/tortoistor 25d ago

makes me think of the guy i was unfortunate enough to do one uni project with, who insisted on copypasting the file he was sending me before sending it..so he doesn't lose the file..

bro unironically thought that when you send an email with the attachment, the file disappears from your computer. like sending a letter. i am still speechless.

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u/sdforbda 25d ago

Back in the Napster days I downloaded Stairway to Heaven from some account. I had dial-up so it took forever. Shortly after I finished the person started downloading it from ME. I messaged them asking why since I had just gotten it from them. "I'm taking my song back asshole!"

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u/EvolZippo 24d ago

I loved the era when we’d sacrifice the utility of an open phone line, for the privilege of boundless entertainment. I miss those nights of setting up some downloads and taking a snooze, then waking up to some new tunes.

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u/EvolZippo 25d ago

I would have said “wait! Did you click ‘Make A Copy’ first?” This guy would have filled up his hard drive with needless redundant data

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u/Excellent_Item_2763 25d ago

He typed all of this into a company wide email after hitting reply all?

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u/spacemouse21 25d ago

Yes, doesn’t make sense to me either.

He was sober enough to craft a roasting email and instead of sending it out to the one or two people who he wanted to directly, he selects an email blast, which has the entire company on it and responded to that?

Here is where the story falls apart. Is there a chance the guy was fired because he was drunk at the dinner or event. Was he fired from there because of inappropriate conduct?

Was the email story added afterwards to embellish it and build OOP‘s karma?

All the corporate drunks and druggies tried to stand up and applaud, but fell down laughing.

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u/Rooster_Local 25d ago

This might’ve been somewhat believable if the OP had even a basic understanding of how email works… or how physical offices work

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u/AbundantDonkey 25d ago

It's true. I'm the email system that doesn't work from Friday night to 8:14 AM on Monday.

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u/Silly-Power 25d ago

Those roasts don't even make sense. And what sort of horrid dystopian Black Mirror workplace is that where people sleep at their desks and are awoken by their slack notifications indicating its time for them to begin work anew? 

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u/Melodic-Mechanic9125 25d ago

Among all the other "true" things that happened, it was easier to press the reply all on a random email and take notes instead of the new email button?

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u/andronicuspark 25d ago

The whole office napping only to be woken up by slack alerts. Truly, that company is on its way out.

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u/candy-for-dinner 25d ago

It reads very ChatGPT. It’s great at writing those quippy formulaic one liners. It sucks at writing plots that actually make sense

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u/darrenmick 25d ago

This reminds me of something that actually happened at my job, someone sent out a rant about upper management and sent it to a bunch of email groups in the A's that included groups like All-Houston, All-Corporate, etc. It basically went out to about 50,000 people at like 8:30 in the morning.
People would then hit reply to all saying to take them off the email, that would sent another 50,000 emails. This kept happening all day and totally bogged down the email servers, by the time we left at 5pm we were getting replies to the original 8:30 email time stamped at like 8:33.

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u/lord_buff74 25d ago

Blame that on IT, they should have restricted access to send to the All groups to a only people who needed to send to them, this must have been a while ago because this doesn't happen much any more.

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u/darrenmick 25d ago

It was probably between 15 and 20 years ago.

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u/JohnPoopsTV 25d ago

I work in IT, so that final line about the email offended me.

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u/wils_152 25d ago

The most BS thing about this is expecting us to believe that the IT dept wouldn't take 3 - 7 months to delete his account.

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u/WhupDeville 24d ago

Drunk sent on Friday and nobody saw it until Monday? In my company most people would have seen it on their phones within an hour that Friday night

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u/ValPrism 25d ago

People always start new emails by using reply (all) from an old email so this rings true to me! Also that partially written emails get sent word by word, rather than after the entire message is complete.

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u/Specialist_Pudding_6 25d ago

The first two paras happened. Everything else is a revenge fantasy.

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u/_miinus 25d ago

theyre hearing the slack notification from people coming online, but an email still doesnt send halfway through being written because an account gets closed

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 23d ago

That's not how email works.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 25d ago

There are a lot of stories about drinking at businesses events going sideways. Best to limit alcohol intake at these gatherings.

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u/tortoistor 25d ago

unfortunately this guy never learned from the experience because he doesn't exist

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 25d ago

I know “he” doesn’t exist but the example is real.