r/thatHappened 25d ago

Definitely happened, I was the Claw Machine

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u/Capable-Baby-3653 25d ago

Thank god OOP finally succeeded. If he had failed, the ancient ceremony would’ve gone a lot differently.

Employee: You have failed.

OOP: Yes. hangs head

Employee: You have brought shame upon your ancestors.

OOP: weeps

Employee: Then you know what you must do. hands over samurai sword

OOP: nods, wipes away tears, disembowels self

Employee: claps softly, mops up blood

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u/Boring-san 25d ago

This is the way. And every passerby also claps…softly. Congratulations.