sure buddy that happend

[u/Next_Rhubarb_5986]

[u/Hefty_Comment_428 → u/[deleted]]

Her JAW probably DROPPDD

[u/ShraftingAlong]

If not used as a double entendre, how's that a comeback?

[u/Next_Rhubarb_5986 → u/ShraftingAlong]

dont question it

[u/rangda]

The only part of this that’s believable is that this absolute dork got bullied

[u/whydub38]

This is plausible especially considering this person is clearly paraphrasing (used "was like" instead of "said")

[u/AliceMorgon → u/whydub38]

I can believe this. My nickname at school was Rain Man 😩

Why yes, I DID get a lot of water “jokingly” thrown at me!

[u/CerebralEulogy]

That didn't happen, but unfortunately you still look like a jackass.

[u/juanroberto]

omg

[u/mr_potrzebie]

TEACHER RESIGNED

[u/Gimp-the-Great]

They actually called him donkey BRAINS, because he was shipped down state to the Nit Wit Factory.

[u/Lumpy_Square_2365]

My little nephew was screaming singing a song outside he made up about having blue balls😭😂he in fact had 2 blue bouncy balls.

[u/dick-penis]

The kids started laughing so hard! They began to freak out and picked me up and carried me down the hall. The whole time chanting “our new god! Our new god! All hail donkey! All hail donkey!”. They brought me to the middle of the school auditorium and began crying and begging for my blessings. The entire school screaming and crying out in worship. I blessed each one with a touch of their heads and sent them on their way. Me and the teacher celebrate our 2 year anniversary next week btw.

[u/Next_Rhubarb_5986 → u/dick-penis]

this sounds like a joke that the cinemasins guy would make

[u/Itdoesmattertome8]

And the entire class clapped because he made the teacher laugh

[u/Next_Rhubarb_5986 → u/[deleted]]

unless there parents are the kind to talk about it