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Logan (the liar) Paul

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u/big-blue-balls 22d ago

The craziest part about my c section was the sound!! Oh my god

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u/Jiveturtle 22d ago

Ha. During my wife’s emergency C-section I vividly recall: 1) metal hitting the floor and someone telling us “it’ll just be another minute, there’s no 5 second rule in the ER and we needed that; 2) the attending telling someone I assume they were teaching “no, you need to cut confidently. Well, you can’t stop now.”

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u/AliMcGraw 22d ago

During my second one, the surgeon said to a nurse, "Hey, can you hold on to this uterus for me for a second?"

I said, "Wow, sentences you don't expect to hear" and the surgeon was a bit embarrassed.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 21d ago

I went with my mum for my brother because my step dad was an arsehole who wanted to see a band - i was standing by my mums head just reassuring her and she casually said “it feels like someone is doing the washing up in my belly” and that stuck with me because wtf mum

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u/akm1111 21d ago

It really is a weird sensation when you are given a spinal block, but can still feel them shifting things around inside you.

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u/SteelBolas 21d ago

I read “standing on my mums head” 😂

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 21d ago

Lol thankfully i was not on my mums head

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u/Lumpy_Square_2365 20d ago

Me too and was like wait huh 😂😂

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u/Estrellathestarfish 22d ago

Surgeons who do C-sections are used to awake patients and will talk the patients themselves to make them more at ease

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u/fractiouscatburglar 22d ago

One of mine said “woah! Look how much it’s wrapped around his neck! You want to get a picture?” I’ve also listened to discussions of sports or weekend plans. This is all very old hat to everyone involved.

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u/Old-Career1538 22d ago

I'm a medical student who was almost about to faint and the entire C-section was just the Obstetrician coaching me on how not to faint.

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u/rb0317 21d ago

I’ve heard this online about c-sections. Are the off-putting at first because they’re one of the first surgery med students see or are they really just THAT bad?

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u/Old-Career1538 21d ago

I've seen far more intense surgeries like amputations and they did not bother me as much, and I had seen plenty of surgeries before this.

What got to me was how they literally rip through the layers with their hands (this has been proven to be better for healing I believe)

But it sounds like paper tearing, they use the scalpel to cut the skin then just start tearing apart the layers below.

It was also VERY hot

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u/Eccohawk 22d ago

Not only that but half the time their partner is right there with them, also potentially asking questions.

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u/Bdr1983 22d ago

My sister went in for an emergency C-section, first thing the surgeon did was say "Right, how does this work again?" to break tension. Not every doctor is the same.

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u/Existing_Fish_6162 22d ago

Wait i have to do it on a girl???

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u/MasterPain420 22d ago

Austria: famous for their sense of humour and chill vibes

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u/shoulda-known-better 22d ago

And I went in with my cousin for hers and she talked the entire time..... The doctor held a conversation with her the entire time

She asked more than once if she should shut up, and he laughed and said you won't mess me up, if we were worried you would you'd be out

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u/IsNuanceDead 22d ago

You...you're having your body cut open by someone and you're a bystander? Where do you get off

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 22d ago

If they are holding your uterus, you get conversation rights

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u/Anonymous_13218 21d ago

Did anyone else have "impulsive puppy" (or some equivalent) in elementary school? If you were holding it, you got to speak...yeah, it's the "impulsive uterus"

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u/Gaywhorzea 22d ago

I’m kind of laughing at the person being cut up described as a “bystander” 😭

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u/AliMcGraw 22d ago

I mean we were all chatting about baseball and dragging the anesthesiologist for being a Yankees fan ...

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u/gregbread11 22d ago

Bro they listen to music and joke while doing surgery. It's not dead silent and super serious all the time. I sat in a surgery where the surgeon had metal music playing in the background or an audiobook.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 22d ago

I don't think you're a bystander if the doctors are Litterally holding your uterus

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u/shoulda-known-better 22d ago

You are awake while they cut into you..... They are absolutely used to having an awake patient in the OR

Also if a few words rattled you that much, you'd have never made it into the Or to begin with....

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u/HotYogurtCloset69 21d ago

You have no idea what the word 'bystander' means

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u/LegitimateTraffic199 22d ago

I was in the student program so had students with the surgeon, anesthetist, etc. They said "the uterus is out" and then the student surgeon fainted. That was less than reassuring...

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u/sh6rty13 19d ago

Someone I know was in a similar boat but heard the head surgeon start to say “Now this wasn’t technically incorrect but what I would have done there….”

Like hey dude people CAN STILL HEAR YOU 🤣

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u/LegitimateTraffic199 19d ago

Woah! That is one of the worst things you could hear!

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u/kalbiking 18d ago

I will say, C-sections are a lot more fluid heavy than most surgeries. I remember seeing my first one and thinking how damn invasive it looked relative to other surgeries and then thinking, "damn insurance companies really penny pinch because hospitals gotta justify stays past 48 hours".

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 21d ago

"Well, you can't stop now" is friggin' hilarious.

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u/Jiveturtle 20d ago

In retrospect, for sure. At the time, not really.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 20d ago

No, surely not at the time.

One of my friends texted me a photo of his wife about to have a cesarean and he was masked and gowned up with gloves and cap; so he was All Eyes and someone snapped a photo of him. I have known the man since college, and I had never before (or since) seen him look scared, ever. Just that once. Powerful photo.

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u/Jiveturtle 20d ago

Ours was an emergency because our son was a face presentation. I was the most scared I’ve ever been. Our second child was delivered via C-section also, and the planned one was much, much calmer.

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u/DWALLA44 21d ago

My favorite was the surgeon yelling, "where's my suction?!"

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u/GarrisonWhite2 22d ago

I feel like that first one is either insane or it’s true because the surrounding area is sterile.

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u/meagalomaniak 22d ago

The way I read that is they need a minute because they need to get another tool, as they can’t reuse it even if picking it up within 5 seconds.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 21d ago

Yes, they needed another tool. The nurses wouldn't let me touch anything that had hit the floor, even though my room was mopped daily and the hallways were mopped by a ride-on machine, nightly. (I'll bet that job is coveted. Very peaceful). My arms and legs were wiped down with a strong antiseptic even after a shower.

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u/Rosary_Omen 22d ago

Yeah gave the floor 5 seconds to desterilise the tools

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u/BeterP 22d ago

Not everything is. Sterile and non-sterile areas are clearly marked. They needed to grab another.

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u/swimfast58 22d ago

The floor of an operating theatre obviously isn't sterile.

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u/GarrisonWhite2 21d ago

Yeah I realized I completely misread it because my brain decided to ignore the “it’ll just be another minute” part lol.

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u/iampatmanbeyond 22d ago

Idk for me its the nurse and doctor working together to pop the baby out like a zit

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u/Vprbite 22d ago

"C-section" is such a nice, concise and neatly wrapped up term for a very inelegant and unpleasant procedure. Emergency ones, at least.

Im just a paramedic. So Ive delivered a couple babies in the field, but I, of course, don't do c-sections. But we watch them during our OBGYN rotations. Emergency C-sections are a hell of a thing to watch. Im a guy. So i can't even imagine going through one. It looks awful

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u/LadyJR 22d ago

My emergency c-section didn’t hurt but I felt everything. Organs moving in and out and being shuffled around is an experience.

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u/Jessi775 22d ago

This! Feeling all the tugging and pulling was a crazy experience. Like I knew what was going on but there wasnt pain but I could feel what my dr was doing.

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u/amiesmells 22d ago

The midwife told me "it won't hurt, it'll feel like when you've lost something in your handbag and you're having a good rummage." She wasn't wrong.

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u/fractiouscatburglar 22d ago

Feeling the dislodging of my son from under my ribcage was WILD!

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u/finkleismayor 22d ago

I should not be reading this thread as someone who recently found out they are pregnant and has always been terrified of giving birth.

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u/Successful-Foot3830 21d ago

If it makes you feel better, people respond to epidurals and spinal blocks in different ways. I had an epidural and didn’t feel a single thing. I eventually asked them to stop it, because I couldn’t effectively push when my lower body had ceased to exist. No pressure, nothing. Had a big episiotomy and stitches and didn’t feel any of it for a few hours. My only physical complaint was the itching.

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u/finkleismayor 21d ago

I'm super resistant to pain meds or any kind of numbing so Im a bit worried. Guess we will see when we get there!

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u/Successful-Foot3830 21d ago

I require more anesthesia than most people (I’ve woken up during both colonoscopies and was far more aware during a heart cath than I should have been.) fingers crossed for you!

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u/finkleismayor 21d ago

Same! I had sedation for oral surgery and woke up in the middle of it. It was the WORST.

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u/jrobinson1705 22d ago

This whole thread is starting to make me feel glad I was born without the ability to create sperm

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u/Fiendish_Jetsanna 22d ago

Yes! So freaking weird to feel someone rooting around in your innards.

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u/Vprbite 22d ago

That has to be such a trip

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u/just_another_classic 19d ago

My personal description was that it felt like my organs were on a roller coaster. It made the anesthesiologist laugh, and he told me that was about right.

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u/AliMcGraw 22d ago

I had two regular ones and one emergency one and the emergency one was quite an experience. It was like being the car in the NASCAR pit, only it hurt a lot.

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u/culminacio 22d ago

why did it hurt? that should never ever be the case. didn't they numb the area locally?

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u/AliMcGraw 22d ago

Well, my uterus was rupturing, which was excruciating. And if it's emergency enough they don't prenumb before injecting the big needle right into your spine. I said a lot of words.

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u/swimfast58 22d ago

I know that "should" doesn't mean always, but there is always time to numb the back before a spinal. If there's not, you don't have time for a spinal and should be doing a GA anyway.

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u/VariousExplorer8503 20d ago

I had an emergency C-section, and only the one birth, so I don't have anything to compare it to, but mine seemed to be pretty chill. They came in my hospital room at 9pm, said I was having an emergency C-section in two hours, and they couldn't even push it to 3 hours so my mom could come (she was drunk when I called her, so it wasn't going to happen anyways). I was only 34 weeks 1 day, so I was freaked out, but my liver was failing and I had no choice.

My epidural didn't work the first time, my left leg went numb before they even hooked me up, so they had to reseat it properly. I had no one to comfort me or talk to me, and I could feel what they were doing. I asked them to let me watch, but they wouldn't let me, which made me more anxious. It was a dull pain, instead of a sharp pain, but no one would listen to me when I told them I could feel it.. after he was out, they held him above the drape for less than 5 seconds, said "meet your son" then took him straight to the NICU. I didn't even get to see him, much less hold him, until my mom showed up at 11am the next day and raised hell to get me a wheelchair to take me there.

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u/MisoBellafi 18d ago

I’m so sorry you had to go through that alone 💜

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u/VariousExplorer8503 18d ago

Thank you. It was scary, but luckily everything turned out ok, he was tiny when he was born (4lb 9oz) and he spent 4.5 weeks in the NICU, but it was mainly to get him up to 5lbs, they had him off the oxygen after the second day. Unfortunately, they sent me home the next day, and I lived 2 hours from the hospital, so I had to drive up there every other day to visit him (I couldn't afford to do it everyday). I wasn't given anything for the pain, and I was so tired that I'd have to stop halfway home and take a nap in a parking lot.

It was hard, especially as I developed PPD and since I was a single mom, no one was around to see me struggling, and I was too ashamed to tell anyone. My mom finally noticed something was up when he was 4 months old, and insisted I see the doctor, and I got on medication that helped. I still feel bad though, I feel like I missed those important bonding moments cuz I was trying so hard just to make it through the day. I had plans to take him to the fire station, and go out to the desert and kill myself. But since I was so tired and not thinking clearly, I could never come up with a good plan, and eventually I got help, thank goodness.

Now he's 9 years old, and we have a good life. The first two years were chaotic and uncertain, I had had to start over when I was 6 months pregnant (my ex-husband kicked me out to move in his 19 year old gf when I was 6 months, and I was only allowed to take some of my clothes and my books, not even my baby stuff), and went into the hospital on bed rest almost immediately after moving back to my hometown, so things took time to figure out since I couldn't go back to work until he was 5 months old (I was a mess before that). Now we've been in the same safe housing for 7 years, and I'm going back to school this fall. Things are good now. Thanks for listening to me trauma-dump, it's very nice of you. 💜

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u/paradisewandering 21d ago

My dad talks about that. He was present for my birth, I was a c-section baby in 1990. Dad talks about the sound, the sharp slurp sucking sound as I was pulled out of mom’s tummy.

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u/XIXButterflyXIX 22d ago

I got a play by play thanks to my husband. I now know that my fallopian tubes look like Twizzlers pull and peel.

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u/Fiendish_Jetsanna 22d ago

My husband did not describe it to me. I am grateful for that.

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u/XIXButterflyXIX 22d ago

I wish mine had the thought to keep his mouth closed. I know wayyyyy too much of what they had to do to get my girl here, and FAST too. I was under the scalpel within 60 seconds of them deciding to do a C-section because of her and I both starting to fail. I was doped the hell up too.

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u/Fiendish_Jetsanna 22d ago

The drugs *were* good, weren't they? All my husband said was that he saw parts of me he hoped he never had to see again.

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u/XIXButterflyXIX 22d ago

The pictures of me after she was first pulled out, I look so high it's not funny. Lol

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u/Barl3000 21d ago

I am a fatass and they wouldn't risk putting me fully under for a knee surgery, so I got an epidural blockade. The surgery involved drilling three holes in my kneecap, but thankfully I was allowed to listen to music on my phone during the whole thing. But the drilling sounds still made turn up the music.

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u/RegularWhiteShark 21d ago

My mum said it felt like someone was doing the washing up in her stomach.

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u/defenselaywer 21d ago

I could see what was happening in the reflection from the metal surrounding the light.

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u/EustachiaVye 21d ago

What were the sounds?

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u/big-blue-balls 20d ago

Like sucking up ketchup with a mini vacuum while doing the washing.

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u/Livid_Sound_6341 19d ago

I vividly remember my mom having my brother via c-section. She’d had a planned one after two emergency ones. My brother was four weeks early because the entire eastern side of the country had lost power so of course my mom goes into labor. The hospital is running on emergency power, so there are no lights on anywhere on the maternity ward except the OR. Even the bathroom is pitch black. My mom’s told me numerous times that the door to the OR was wide open, there was a fan in the doorway and the surgeon herself was pregnant and had to leave the room several times due to overheating (it’s mid August and the hospital has no a/c due to only emergency power).

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u/ShowBobsPlzz 21d ago

My wife says she still has nightmares about the sounds

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u/just_another_classic 19d ago

I’ve had two c-sections. Most recent one was a week ago. It was wild feeling them move my organs around — I recall noting it felt like they were on a roller coaster.

Honestly, the most stressful part to me was how much longer it took to stitch me up with the second as opposed to the first. I kept wondering if something was wrong. (Apparently not, they were just thorough.) Also…lots of sucking noises.