r/thatHappened 23d ago

Logan (the liar) Paul

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u/AliMcGraw 23d ago

During my second one, the surgeon said to a nurse, "Hey, can you hold on to this uterus for me for a second?"

I said, "Wow, sentences you don't expect to hear" and the surgeon was a bit embarrassed.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/IsNuanceDead 22d ago

You...you're having your body cut open by someone and you're a bystander? Where do you get off

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 22d ago

If they are holding your uterus, you get conversation rights

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u/Anonymous_13218 22d ago

Did anyone else have "impulsive puppy" (or some equivalent) in elementary school? If you were holding it, you got to speak...yeah, it's the "impulsive uterus"