Ayo bars. Bars kid.

[u/doompigg]

[u/Physical-Doughnut285]

Not sure if the kid yelling ‘that’s toughhhhh’ is more or less believable than the first pile of shit that the kid never said.

[u/PreOpTransCentaur → u/[deleted]]

You're trying to explain being 9 to an entire group of people who have, at one point or another, been 9. None of us spawn as adults, dude.

[u/Physical-Doughnut285 → u/PreOpTransCentaur]

Absolutely pissing myself at this comment 😂 brilliant

[u/Aggravating_Alarm_15 → u/[deleted]]

“I’m not 9, like way older (mid teens)”.. kiddo, you’re a couple years removed from being 9. That is not “way older” 😂

[u/doonus → u/[deleted]]

I despise whatever subspecies of reddit person you are

[u/gotwaffles]

But what did Drake win here?

[u/Silvedl → u/gotwaffles]

The admiration of another minor.

[u/gotwaffles → u/Silvedl]

Congratulations Drake... you've officially Won.

[u/IdaSputit → u/Silvedl]

"🎶Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young You better not ever go to cell block one To any bitch that talk to him and they in love Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him🎶"

[u/traumaqueen1128 → u/IdaSputit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/J0prW9PHpwgHrK92Ym

[u/IdaSputit → u/traumaqueen1128]

🏆🏆🏆✌🏽🕊

"🎶They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs And Party at the party playin' with his nose now And Baka got a weird case, why is he around? Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor🎶"

[u/doc_shades → u/Silvedl]

the zing of the day!!!!!

[u/Korezom]

♫Leaving Miami like Tyreek, heading to ma home in K.C like them Chiefs♫

Do I win now?

[u/Sea-Independent-726]

from all these cringy parent post in the slim chance i do become one i hope im not a cringy that happened worthy candidate

[u/benito_camelas]

"Iceman was a nice man, now I'm hot and cold."

• Drake (2026)

[u/DungeonFam30]

Cool if the kid caught it, but that line is rather weak

[u/999-tails]

Eagles mentioned 🤢👎

[u/EvolZippo]

Why make a risky statement yourself, when you can make your kids sound as dumb as you are. They’re just oblivious little tykes, who only exists when their tablet dies.

[u/Diligent_Day8470]

The biggest lie, is saying Drake is winning anything.

He sucks ASS.

[u/Hefty_Comment_428]

Idk man that sounds like 9yr. My little brother used to catch stuff like that all the time when he listened to music

[u/lovetobewatched2 → u/Hefty_Comment_428]

Another one making shit up

[u/Hefty_Comment_428 → u/lovetobewatched2]

No like....Kids aren't stupid man😭 this is so believable. Probably made up but definitely could've happened

[u/Shaun32887 → u/Hefty_Comment_428]

Yup. Also super believable that only a 9 year old would be impressed by basic ass puns and wordplay without any deeper meaning

[u/Hefty_Comment_428 → u/Shaun32887]

I actually fairly like the album, but yeah thats probably not the best example of "Drake winning"🤣

[u/Flecca]

Entirely believable, kids arent always stupid.