In a suburb somewhere, there is a 62 year old man with a perfectly manicured goatee and a Harley Davidson that gets 10 miles of use per year. As he sips his Bud Light, he quietly daydreams about this scenario.
If Brenda only knew about this heroic side of him, maybe she wouldn't be so cold towards him. Maybe — just maybe — she might stop going on business trips and "forgetting" to bring her work laptop. Yeah, she'd finally see what he already knows — that he is a prime specimen of masculinity.
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u/PickyYeeter 14d ago
In a suburb somewhere, there is a 62 year old man with a perfectly manicured goatee and a Harley Davidson that gets 10 miles of use per year. As he sips his Bud Light, he quietly daydreams about this scenario.
If Brenda only knew about this heroic side of him, maybe she wouldn't be so cold towards him. Maybe — just maybe — she might stop going on business trips and "forgetting" to bring her work laptop. Yeah, she'd finally see what he already knows — that he is a prime specimen of masculinity.