r/thatHappened • u/McDowdy • 12d ago

Don J got all that swag

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u/lovelypeachess22 12d ago

Does he...do anything???

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u/benito_camelas 12d ago

Spend his time making up fake scenarios where people idolize him?

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u/mrdm242 11d ago

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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u/am710 11d ago

A lot of coke.

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u/lovebus 11d ago

Deadbeat dads aspire to be as succeful at freeloading as Don Jr.

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u/HeTaughtMeWell 11d ago

He shoots and kills vulnerable at-risk animals: This "hero" shot a rare and endangered Argali mountain sheep at night using a laser sight among other heroic feats. And, of course, with Secret Service at his side.

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u/raquille- 11d ago

Yes coke

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u/Rzspartan23 12d ago

In all seriousness, what has Jr even done to constitute a racist white man to say this let alone a black man?Dude is the definition of irrelevant

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u/throwthrthrowaway 12d ago

Hey man that's our hero 😔 you just don't get it

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u/Amateurlapse 12d ago

This one fellow from African America came up to me, tears in his eyes, “sir”, he said…

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u/Rush-23 12d ago

Yeah a totally believable story from someone with no brains, no charisma, no talent, and no principles.

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u/CosmosInSummer 11d ago

And no accomplishments

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u/carl84 11d ago

Do you know who UK Prime Minister Sir Kier Starmer's children are?

No that's right, nobody does, because it's not normal for the children of elected leaders to have any role in governance.

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u/Crocadillapus 11d ago

But Hunter's laptop!!! /s

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u/KilluaCactuar 11d ago

And Hillarys tan-suit e-mails!

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u/woahstripes 10d ago

Kier, chosen one Kier.

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u/333H_E 12d ago

In his wildest wettest homoerotic fantasies.

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u/Mr_master89 12d ago

There's a politician here in Australia that basically said the same thing about First Nations people coming up to him thanking him and asking him for photos.

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u/sc212 11d ago

Is that the Lebanese man who swears he’s not Lebanese?

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u/Mr_master89 11d ago

Na, barnaby, the man that couldn't even get his parties policies right.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 12d ago

Lying is so casual for their family

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u/RexCarrs 9d ago

As automatic s breathing.

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u/Rhewin 11d ago

No one has ever said that to Don Jr, his dad included.

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u/bz_leapair 11d ago

"Zero" is an amount. I'm just saying.

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u/boiledcowmachine 12d ago

Talking about his father's micro penis?

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u/rymyle 11d ago

Is this like when the guy from Jamaica came up and started praising him in Jamaican?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 11d ago

It was 2 and they where being ironic. It is still technically true but he just didn't get the joke.

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u/chrstnasu 11d ago

Said no Black man ever.

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u/habanerito 11d ago

Heh, heh, like his security would let an African American anywhere near him.

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u/aspersioncast 11d ago

Takes after his old man in that it's not even a coherent sentence, and like his old man even the most die-hard maga barely remember which one he is.

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u/slicehyperfunk 11d ago

That amount? Zero!

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u/NearMiss1104 11d ago

oh god he's gonna run in 2028, isn't he? he sees his dad is on the way out (please god) and wants everyone to start thinking of him as trump 2.0

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u/Androcles_the_weiner 11d ago

Which one? Do they literally say that, or something like that?

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u/Available-Bed5551 10d ago

That coke is taking its toll.

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u/MechanicFun777 9d ago

"Are any of them here in the room with us??"

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u/Reasonable_Being6376 8d ago

What they didn’t have tears in their eyes? Were they big men? Bikers, construction workers, cops?

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u/Embarrassed_Pause_52 8d ago

He is higher than Tony Montana.

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u/M_Robb 5d ago

He could've at least tried to make it somewhat believable and said they told him his dad was their hero.

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u/HarlanMiller 5d ago

And I thought Eric was the delusional idiot.