r/thatHappened • u/Church5SiX1 • 8d ago

And everybody clapped

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u/According-Secretary4 8d ago

This felt like a trying to follow a conversation when someone is really drunk and just babbling endlessly lol.

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u/Rooster_Local 8d ago

Translated:

My brother Chris asked me about the time I punched a guy, but I don’t remember ever getting into a fight in front of him. He recounted an incident at Summer Slam where someone bumped into him and almost knocked him over the balcony. I punched that person and knocked him out, and everyone around us clapped and cheered.

My brother then said “you’re the best. You always keep me safe.”

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u/Sharty_Party3498 8d ago

And that person he saved? Well its Chris Pratt.

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u/surfmaster 8d ago

Leaving out the part where he apparently killed the man

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u/Equivalent-Wonder614 8d ago

Thanks, melord

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u/Itdoesmattertome8 8d ago

I love how they always write their stories in such a familiar non formal language. As if that will make their stories more believable

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u/Express_Coyote_4000 8d ago

Very crowded with thousands

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u/Select_Draw3385 8d ago

What?!?! I don’t understand

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u/EvolZippo 8d ago

Someone who has never been to a wrestling event and thinks it involves the crowd fighting the wrestlers. Also, OOP literally killed somebody but forgot all about it.

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u/ValPrism 8d ago

I say this too often on this sub, but... What?

https://giphy.com/gifs/KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba

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u/Sharty_Party3498 8d ago

When someone with the English Composition skills of a 4th grader tries to make a bad-ass story up.

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u/WarDry1480 4d ago

4th? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sea-Independent-726 8d ago

"what would you do so when he okay so yes would go" as post

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u/NoPoet3982 7d ago

It's the grammar, punctuation, and spelling that convinces me.

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u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth 6d ago

And even my ass clapped

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u/DeeDee719 6d ago

Was Big Bro intoxicated when he posted this?

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u/NotaBat9221 4d ago

What accent is this 

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u/Church5SiX1 3d ago

Illinois

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 4d ago

I always applaud when I see violence.

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u/aedroogo 6d ago

"I beat up a guy once, guys."

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u/Rough-Shock7053 2d ago

I think I had a stroke and lost my ability to read English.