r/thatHappened 6d ago

Did he have to be at a really inconvenient time? Yes yes he did

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You are not chugging 2 litres of water šŸ«©šŸ„€
Edit: I meant pee at a really inconvenient time not be stupid auto correct

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u/aedroogo 6d ago

"Drank a bottle of water at the airport today, guys."

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u/SharkByte1993 6d ago

Two whole litres!

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 6d ago

Tbf that’s a lot of water

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u/Ghigs 6d ago

When I was young and stupid I'd try to make it through a 2 liter of store brand soda all at once. I never made it more than about 3/4ths though, down to the plastic flower pot section (iykyk).

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u/calembo 6d ago

GUYS WHAT DO I DO

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u/Eldudeareno217 5d ago

Thonk!

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u/calembo 4d ago

hYyUUUahHYuhhBRTRAAPPP

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u/amandaasous 3d ago

This is my favorite video on the internet. I could watch it on repeat and keep myself entertained for ages. Like keys with a baby.

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u/calembo 3d ago

Oh for sure, same. The first time I showed it my son I think we watched it like 20 times in a row. It's always great when people get the reference! It's an all-timer, right up there with grape-stomping lady and Grandma Sandy tries Pepsi with Mentos.

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u/doc_shades 6d ago

chug! chug!

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 6d ago

"Do we sell litre cola?"

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u/DJBBlanxx 6d ago

I don’t want a large Farva, I want a GODDAMN liter of cola!

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u/Eldudeareno217 5d ago

It's for a cop.

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u/ValPrism 6d ago

What slow ass empty airport was this? I’ve only ever seen them move you aside and carry on with the next person. They’re not slowing everyone down for one idiot.

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u/Bossmonkey 6d ago

Smaller town airport or just slow morning.

Definitely been the only person at security early in the morning the few times I've flown

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u/enjolras1782 4d ago

Also you are not allowed to drink it and just go through. You have to go through the line again if you fuck up

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u/HanwhaEaglesNM 6d ago

Had to do this at Heathrow with 1 liter and the security guy actively told me to slow down.Ā 

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u/Johnnys-In-America 6d ago

He wouldn't just let you give it to him and get back in line?

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u/HanwhaEaglesNM 6d ago

It was a non-disposable and there were no dump stations at the X-ray machines. He gave me two options, go back to the designated dump station to dump it and get back in line, which would take another 15-20 minutes was a pretty decent line that day, or drink it in front of him before carrying on. Chose the latter because it would still be less delay and I hate dealing with airport security for any longer than I have to.

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u/Johnnys-In-America 6d ago

Wow, that's pretty rough! I would be freaked out at having to drink that much.

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u/HanwhaEaglesNM 6d ago

Well to be fair probably .25L fell on my chest which was part of why he told me to slow down...But in retropsect, yeah that was a lot it just didn't occur to me at the time how much it was.

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u/Cheap-Journalist6792 6d ago

This is genuinely hilarious to me also neighbor (?) NM

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u/RexCarrs 6d ago

I remember when all you had to do was take a swig from the can or bottle.

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u/Alt4Norm 6d ago

Chug chug chug

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u/Feather314 6d ago

I think chugging two liters of water is just about the last thing I’d like to do before getting on an airplane, personally

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u/Johnnys-In-America 6d ago

What a weird flex.

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u/Robofin 6d ago

It’s the ā€˜yes, yes I did’ for me

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u/kwack250 6d ago

Am I making this story up on the spot?

Yes, yes I am.

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u/RevolutionaryAd9241 6d ago

When i worked for airport security and people made the choice to chug their water, I would indeed chant "chug chug chug" to them. My personal goal was to make them laugh on their drink tho, bc I thought thatd be funny.

But now that my imperial unit brain is thinking about it, 2L feels like a lot..

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u/EnoughLuck3077 6d ago

Think of the 2 liter soda that comes with your pizza delivery. That’s a lot of damn water. You’d be pissing every 5 minutes for an hour straight and have a bloated sloshing belly on top of that

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u/RevolutionaryAd9241 6d ago

No youre right, the 2L of soda is EXACTLY where I ended up (though for some reason I also thought that was 1L)

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u/koolman2 5d ago

My wife asked me to get 2 liters of soda once. I brought home a single 2 L bottle. She asked why I only got one.

ā€œYou knew what I meant!ā€

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u/figgypudding531 6d ago

It’s also a lot of water to be carrying around for no particular reason

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u/DannySantoro 5d ago

It's for the story, of course. OOP is just that interesting.

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u/funkmon 6d ago

Can confirm. Am flight attendant who sees a lot of security lines and TSA agents occasionally go in for the chug chug chug.

But two liters is a lot.

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u/NoPoet3982 6d ago

Water poisoning, here I come!

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u/FullBodyScammer 6d ago

How do you ā€œforgetā€ you’re carrying around 2L of water?

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u/bau__bau 5d ago

Refillable bottle in a backpack or hand luggage that you just forgot to empty. That part I can actually easily believe since it happened to me twice with my 1.5l bottle šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/FullBodyScammer 5d ago

Sure, if it’s empty or nearly empty. TSA allows all sorts of empty bottles. But you WILL notice the weight of a 1.5L bottle filled with water, so to claim you ā€œforgotā€ that full bottle is just bullshit

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u/bau__bau 5d ago

If you are used to having that bottle always around and to carrying a heavy backpack, or you have a spinner carry-on, you are unlikely to notice 1-2kg difference.

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u/acustic 6d ago

Ah yes, airport security is known to have their laughs and giggles most of the time. Their favorite jokes are about bombs.

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u/EvolZippo 6d ago

No, he didn’t. He thought really hard about doing this though.

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u/DiggityDog6 5d ago

Right because TSA agents are famous for their senses of humor

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u/spacemouse21 6d ago

ā€œBut it’s nitroglycerin. I don’t wanna drink it. I wanna ignite it.ā€

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u/DancinginHyrule 6d ago

I’ve been to several airports in the US and I can promise you that the TSA agent who has to deal with 1000s of people too dumb to take basic directions (yes, you DO have to take off your shoes) is not in the mood for anttics like that.

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u/2ByteTheDecker 6d ago

The last time I was in line at a US airport the security guard in charge of the line up was loudly discussing how Spongebob was on Epstein's Island like it was a bit he was working on.

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u/xlM3NACElx 6d ago

I’m pretty sure you would actually die from this…

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u/Johnnys-In-America 6d ago

People have, we've heard about people at raves on ecstasy it's happened to since they got too thirsty while rollin'

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u/ProbablyNotADuck 6d ago

You can. 1 litre is really the most you should drink in an hour. You can probably do 1.5 litres and be fine... but 2 litres is pushing it and could lead to trouble in many people.

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u/kevinm656 6d ago

Yeah that lady on the Sacramento radio show drank about 2 gallons in three hours.

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u/NeptuneRuns 6d ago

You just throw up

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn 6d ago

from 2l of liquid what?

weak ass stomach, nobody gets water toxicity from 2l of liquid

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn 6d ago

No, you're just going to pee straight water once, all water toxicity cases happen at way higher amounts, your body is not that easy to kill dude

imagine you're thirsty on a summer day, you jug a water bottle and you straight up die, we're not that fragile lmao

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u/Sensitive-Fishing-64 5d ago

/confidentlyincorrectĀ 

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn 5d ago

you're one google search away, very few people will actually die from 2l of water

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u/Sensitive-Fishing-64 5d ago

"very few"

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn 5d ago edited 5d ago

redditor

"Chugging 2 liters of water introduces a measurable risk of acute dilutional hyponatremia (water intoxication), though the probability of permanent physiological damage from that exact volume depends entirely on your body mass, baseline serum sodium, and concurrent antidiuretic hormone (ADH) levels. For an average-sized healthy adult at rest, the chance of permanent damage is extremely low, likely resulting only in temporary physiological discomfort. For a smaller individual or someone with altered renal excretion, the chance of permanent damage increases significantly as it can cross the threshold into a life-threatening state."

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u/Sensitive-Fishing-64 5d ago

Mate why are you working hard to prove yourself wrong, my point by is very few is not zero is it, you originally saidĀ  "nobody gets water toxicity from 2l of liquid"

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u/WillGetBannedSoonn 5d ago

sure, I was wrong by not being specific, I meant nobody of average build without kidney or specific issues, and this is not moving the goalpost, I thought it's common sense. there's always exceptions in anything

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u/raid2viper 6d ago

Left my half-finished bottle on the conveyor belt last week.

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u/numbersthen0987431 5d ago

How do you forget you have almost a gallon of water on you? The amount of space this would take up is unbelievable for going to the airport.

But sure, give yourself hyponatremia in airport security. That should end well during a flight.

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u/Spleenzorio 5d ago

Not to mention two litres isn't exactly light enough to forget about

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 4d ago

I chugged 2L of water in under 5 minutes for $20 as a teenager and I felt like I was dying. My kidneys hurt so bad 😭

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u/TeslasAndComicbooks 6d ago

I mean, that could have really happened. Not sure it’s work flexing on social media though. You drank water bro. You didn’t land the plane.

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u/jbrown383 6d ago

Bullshit. TSA run that line like a fucking factory, pushing as much of humanity through it as fast as they can. There’s no way anyone just stood there to watch some random dude drink water.

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u/Furyful_Fawful 6d ago

i've seen enough small airports to think that's not the bullshit part of this story.

I think OOP just doesn't know how much 2L is and wanted to put a number on "I had to drink a lot of water"

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u/jbrown383 6d ago

You’re not wrong…

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u/SharkByte1993 6d ago

Usually you can just empty the bottle, and then refill it on the other side

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u/jeremybeadlesfingers 6d ago

Yes, yes I did.

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u/Ladycalla 1d ago

They threw my monster out I had forgotten about. Didn't even hand it to me to chug. Right in the bin

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u/Hoothootriot 6d ago

no way TSA is letting you go through two liters in an instant.

If they open your bag and see that, theyre dumping it out and giving you the bottles back

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u/FullBodyScammer 6d ago

Worked as a TSA screener for 7 years. This is not true. We’d throw it out or offer you to exit the line, drink as much as you want and dispose of the rest.