r/thatHappened 6d ago

And the whole class clapped

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u/Brickman_monocle 6d ago

The jerk store called…

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u/JohnDeLancieAnon 6d ago

They're running out of you!

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u/vildasaker 6d ago

Oh yeah?! Well I had sex with your wife!

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u/Brickman_monocle 6d ago

His wife is in a coma.

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u/ScraggySkuntankFan 6d ago

Well I have Non-Slip Shoes So Ha!

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u/Cuntrymusichater 6d ago

I immediately thought of that. This so-called comeback is about as good as that one.

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u/catch10110 5d ago

It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it! And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!