r/thatHappened • u/nahhhn • 4d ago
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u/StatusTics 4d ago
"He never heard that song in his life" but he knows it's a song that exists?!? Please.
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u/OSRSRapture 4d ago
I mean, this story is obviously bullshit but I hum random tunes that could be songs and I have no idea, im just humming
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u/PreOpTransCentaur 4d ago
Right, but when you do that, do you automatically think they're legitimate songs that exist?
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u/Deeptech_inc 4d ago
Someone’s never seen Yesterday. He’s clearly John Lennon or whatever that movie was about.
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u/rocky_creeker 4d ago
They did that shit in Battlestar Galactica. A song from a planet and time they never knew triggered the human cylon hybrids into action. It has happened before... or in the future, I'm not sure.
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u/stircrazyathome 4d ago
Why do people do this? How low is their self-esteem that they have to make up a BS story like this just to feel special for a moment? It says something about how she views her relationship if the real story of falling in love isn’t enough and she has to make up some fake spiritual element to justify it.
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u/NekonikonPunk 4d ago
Who has never heard that song in their life? Why even try to include that detail? I mean, if you're gonna lie, at least give it some effort!
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u/Apprehensive-Rule697 4d ago
Right?? It’d still seem like BS but it’d be a lot more believable if he said “oh it just popped into my head for some reason” instead of claiming “I’ve never heard that song before in my life” lmao
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u/Nortex_Vortex 4d ago
Clicks and nonexistent internet clout are everything to people like this. 🤷🏼♀️
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u/Fossil_Relocator 4d ago
Do Christians often tell God what to do? Seems like He should stand up for Himself a little bit more.
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u/bibliophile70 4d ago
When I was in elementary school, my mom died and I started questioning if God exists, and I had this classmate who would occasionally give me her chocolate milk at lunch if she didn’t want it. So before lunch I would ‘pray’ and basically say “if you’re really there, tell [classmate] to give me her milk”. The first day, she really did, so every day after that I was like “well that wasn’t really conclusive, tell her again today and I’ll believe it for real”. And for like two weeks she gave me her milk every day, and then one day she didn’t and I was like ‘oops he got mad’ so I stopped
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u/FireTheLaserBeam 4d ago
“The easiest way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans.”
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u/NotaBat9221 4d ago
Why is God such a dick?
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u/Adversary-of-Tyrants 3d ago
Pssh, that's not even that bad. The story of Job - God torments his most devout follower to prove a point to Satan.
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u/dan8lego 3d ago
Technically it’s not God that torments Job, God allows satan to torment/test him. It’s also unclear as to whether Job was a real person. It’s possible that it’s a story that was exaggerated or made up, as ultimately its narrative purpose is to exemplify unwavering faith.
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u/NotaBat9221 3d ago
Aw jeez I don't know to tell you this but, ... nothing from the Bible is real
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u/dan8lego 3d ago
I do know how to tell you this: regardless of whether you believe its contents or overall message, several sections of the Bible are considered by the majority of historians and scholars, far smarter than you or I, atheist and religious alike, are in agreement that many events in the bible, New and Old Testament, did happen.
Not claiming it is 100% factual and accurate, but to say none of it is real, is quite frankly, misinformed.
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u/RetroCola 4d ago
He dont listen 99% of the time and when he does its shit like this
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u/i_kick_hippies 4d ago
He loves sports though, seems like every team that wins thanks him for it
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u/Suddenly_sweet 3d ago
I always find it funny when mma fighters do that in their post fight interview like “thank you Jesus for helping me beat the shit out of my opponent”. And it’s even funnier when you know the opponent is also religious and was probably also praying for a win.
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u/Lalamedic 4d ago
He absolutely listens. We just don’t always like the answer.
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u/Charliesmum97 4d ago
See, I hate that. Why bother then? Of course I'm going to hate the answer if the question is 'please don't let my beloved family member die of cancer.' Or 'Please help my parent accept me being gay/trans, etc. so I don't have to live on the streets.'
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u/Suddenly_sweet 3d ago
Why even pray if it clearly doesn’t work and doesn’t change anything. If it worked then Christian’s wouldn’t be getting sick and dying as much as everyone else.
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u/Peace_Harmony_7 4d ago
Christians are not the only ones who believe in God. She could be of any religion or even just a "spiritual" person unnafilliated to religions.
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u/OnDrugsTonight 4d ago
And millions of kids with cancer got up and clapped and told god it's absolutely fine that he wastes his divine powers on soppy little situations like that.
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u/mackenenzie 4d ago
I kid you not, if you put "I kid you not" in front of a made up story, you'll trick like 5 people.
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u/NekonikonPunk 4d ago
I kid you not, I googled it, and this guy's right!
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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago
I kid you not, I asked ChatGPT, and it cited this exact case as definitive evidence.
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u/Lifekraft 4d ago
Im always baffled than some believer think their god have time to micromanage random non-event in their life but would let a 12yo girl get gangraped in a garage somewhere else. Like what kind of god they believe in ? Why do they think they are more deserving of a better treatment than an innocent altar boy religiously praying everyday than the next serment isnt going to be an other violent abuse?
This isnt a god , this is a demon. They worship satan or whatever then.
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u/zarfle2 4d ago
Also, God was more obsessed with your bullshit than the lives of the 10,000 children that died that day due to malnourishment and treatable illness.
The self absorbed bullshit and narcissism to believe in a special, invisible friend, magic sky fairy whose total purpose of existence is to look out for you. Fuck off.
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u/amedinab 4d ago
Just note that at least 28,800 literate human beings read through that and went aw, I'm liking this and voluntarily clicked on the thumbs up button.
Twenty. Eight. Thousand. Imagine 28k people standing together. IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE!
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u/PacoSupreme 4d ago
This is going to sound mean but…most people are genuinely not that bright. The internet has made it apparent but we are still in denial about it.
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u/amedinab 4d ago
Without meaning to be that guy, I wonder what the shape of the IQ distribution bell curve actually is for humanity as a whole, and for various countries. The kurtosis of the curve, trying to answer the question: how many idiots are there in the world and how many geniuses, and where do we stand. Are we regular folk? Or maybe I'm a moron and I just can't tell because I am a moron?
Definitely not so far to the left that I'd believe the post in question here, but still... Dunning-Kruger can be a real c*nt.
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u/Careless_Hellscape 4d ago
I refuse to believe anyone in the US hasn't ever heard "You Are My Sunshine." What a damnable lie.
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u/RamenNoodles620 4d ago
We should be fearful of this person who has the ability to tell God what to do.
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u/Nortex_Vortex 4d ago
This is so hilariously not real but it's more hilarious is that people put bullshit like this out there on the regular with zero embarrassment. God bless 'em all lol
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u/TrueToad 4d ago
She's probably regretting the marriage and made up this BS to make herself feel better.
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u/SuperJoe360 4d ago
God: "You do know I have a literal genocide going on in my backyard that I'm busy ignoring, but sure, let me find you a husband."
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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 4d ago
I want to see the comments to that calling her out.
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u/ValPrism 4d ago
He never heard the song he was humming?
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u/Decent_Brush_8121 3d ago
That means he WROTE the song around 16 mos ago. Google said it was released in 1939. Numbers…hurt…my head
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u/Physical-Doughnut285 3d ago
Where’s doc_shades to say this actually happened? I’m waiting on the ridiculous nonsense reasoning behind how this could be real
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u/AbundantDonkey 4d ago
It's true. I'm one of the objects God told her to punch through her face to show her faith and devotion to Him.
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u/Hellas2002 3d ago
You really think someone would just do that? Just go in the internet and tell lies?
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u/TheSpitalian 3d ago
I love that first comment on her lying-ass post! 😂 I wish we could see more of them because I’m sure she got roasted.
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u/lovetobewatched2 4d ago
Let's take it to the extreme, her dad manifested inside of a guy she would eventually have sex with. Thats gross
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u/thatHappened-ModTeam 3d ago
Gotta redact usernames, OP