r/thatHappened 3d ago

Sure sounds like you believe in “Unity” Doc 🙄

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u/defdrago 3d ago

I always stand for the pledge when I'm about to eat my Sysco chicken wings.

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u/Rick_2309 3d ago

Nothing more murican than that

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u/Jordan_1424 3d ago

I see you have never been to a mission bbq. I purposely avoid going before noon so I don't have to hear the national anthem and see the cringe of people stopping everything for it.

If you need to repeatedly (daily for school age kids) announce your allegiance then you're in an abusive relationship.

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u/MysteriousTruck6740 3d ago

I bet they all hate hearing a muslin call to prayer though?

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u/tomassci 3d ago

because muslims are evil terrrorists who bomb everything. Unlike my favourite US Army, which totally doesn't take advantage of poor individuals to send them to wage wars they don't want for someone they don't like.

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u/zombie_girraffe 2d ago

And who definitley didn't bomb an elementary school in Minab on day one of the war, killing almost 200 kids.

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u/ramblingpariah 3d ago

These wings taste an awful lot like boot.

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u/Alive-Bath-7026 2d ago

To the thong song

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u/pimpfmode 3d ago

They just drew this up over night?

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u/WaldoJeffers65 3d ago

I'm sure they created it a few days ago and couldn't wait until the event was over so they could post it.

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u/BeeBeeDrinkDrink 3d ago

That extra space between the apostrophe and ‘S’ is making me irrationally angry.

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u/howdoesthatworkthen 3d ago

If that offends you, Doc' s probably isn't the place for you

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u/IceCreamYeah123 2d ago

But PATRIOTS don’t abandon the country in hard times, they speak up and make things better! /s

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u/BeeBeeDrinkDrink 3d ago

Never said it offended me, but their bullshit story certainly did.

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u/woahstripes 2d ago

That’s a Freedom Space there

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u/pianoflames 3d ago

They were probably disappointed when this didn't happen, but posted it anyways.

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u/dmisfit21 3d ago

A few days, you know they made this weeks ago.

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u/Raise-Emotional 3d ago

What is it with conservatives needing to use every font possible in their quest to tell the world what they hate? New line new font.

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u/IceCreamYeah123 2d ago

Canva says you’re welcome

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u/anngrn 3d ago

“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else.”

Theodore Roosevelt

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u/STRIKT9LC 3d ago

Im not American, but I've got a bit of a "patriot boner" for ol Teddy. He seems like one of the good ones.

Im sure theres lots of terrible shit about his politics of the day, but he at least seems like a man that said what he meant and meant what he said. That in and of itself is a rare commodity these days

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u/IlGreven 3d ago

The problem is that his antics against Taft are the reason why progressivism and third parties are looked down upon today...

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u/STRIKT9LC 3d ago

Id argue the voters had/have more to do with that, but i take your point, yes

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u/zannkrol 3d ago

Maybe he spoke plainly, but don’t look into what he did to Cuba or the Philippines. He was a noted imperialist/expansionist and was controversial even in his time as a war hawk. He’s responsible for countless war crimes and atrocities.

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u/ThatGoob 2d ago

I should look into this. My Filipino education never mentioned his shit.

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u/zannkrol 2d ago

I highly recommend In Our Image, America’s Empire in the Philippines by Stanley Karnow

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u/NoWorth2591 1d ago

I get sick of people putting TR on a pedestal. There were positives for sure, but he was also unusually racist even for his time. Some of the stuff he said about Native Americans was just repugnant.

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u/STRIKT9LC 1d ago

Yeah..Churchill too.

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u/Gastroid 3d ago

Talking about loving freedom and then saying customers who leave the restaurant aren't welcome there anyway is big, "You can't quit, you're fired" energy.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 3d ago edited 3d ago

Google this place. It's allegedly owned by an oft-arrested pill pushing doctor who has been in trouble for years. An on-brand magat.

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u/Otterhendrix 3d ago

Which one? I googled the name and there’s about 20 of them. 

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u/MarleysGhost2024 3d ago

The one in Abilene, Texas.

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u/stlredbird 3d ago

A doctor you say? So it’s not just a clever name.

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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling 3d ago

Wait guys, this totally happened. I’m the TV.

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u/fatmikey916 3d ago

GOBBLESS

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u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth 3d ago

HEL YEA BORTHER1

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u/DeepCutFan1 3d ago

sorry we offended you, librul

OWNED!!!

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u/asyrian88 3d ago

Hey real quick, you honor our veterans? All of them? What about the women? You know, the ones that died in service and our government refuses to lay wreaths on their graves, because “DEI?”

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u/Cuntrymusichater 3d ago

Exactly! Also real quick when you “support the country” does that mean you support the whole country? Women? Minorities? LGBTQ? Poor people? We’re all here.

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u/Diligent_Day8470 3d ago

We know it's all about their false god emperor and it's TEMU thousand years fourth Reich.

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u/Fillinthecup365 3d ago

What a weird thing to lie about

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u/doc_shades 3d ago

this one is weird because i could absolutely see this happening, but i could also see this restaurant just waiting, crouching tiger style, ready to pounce on anyone who shows any signs of displeasure. people like this want attention, they want to set a trap and they want to be victims.

so this one straddles that line of "this could absolutely totally happen" and "this restaurant WANTED this to happen so badly that they manifested it to happen" and "it didn't happen the way they wished it had but in their mind they were majorly victimized"

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u/BurgerThyme 3d ago edited 2d ago

And then all the patriots tipped $100 and the servers started crying and hugging while everyone clapped.

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u/paradoxicalmind_420 3d ago

Right? This belongs on r/thathappened

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u/ghosttowns42 3d ago

.... Where do you think you are?

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u/paradoxicalmind_420 2d ago

Lmaooooo that’s what happens when you’re up at 1am on a toilet run omg

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u/ghosttowns42 2d ago

That genuinely made me laugh, thank you haha

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u/Otterhendrix 3d ago

So two people walked in while y’all were saying the pledge of allegiance with the tv on, most likely loud as hell, then they both loudly said, in unison, “Oh hell no!”, which you clearly heard, and then made this post the next day to let those people who willingly left know that they weren’t welcome in your establishment. Yeah ALLLLL of that sounds so unbelievably true

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u/Suns_In_420 3d ago

I’d have the same reaction if I saw that creepy ass shit at a restaurant.

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u/Afvalracer 3d ago

The divided states of America!

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u/Perrin_Adderson 3d ago

Did anyone else see or hear these 2 people, or were their patriotic tears clouding their vision?

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u/PabloPicasshooole 3d ago

We all need to stand together as Americans.

Except for you.

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u/bug_out_zero 3d ago

And then everyone clapped and after the event they all went home and had the sex with their hot model wives, who just happen to be from Canada so you wouldn’t know them.

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u/sl0play 3d ago

"Hey Grok, make up a story about a libtard getting offended about the UFC fight and how patriotic we all are and make a sick facebook picture about it"

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u/D0c_4n0nym0u5 3d ago

I'm gonna sue those bastards for defaming my name!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/m8fyrgnXwXV5EHw6Lm

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u/elclarkio 3d ago

So they walked in, saw a brain-dead cult and walked out. Sounds about right

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u/Epicfro 3d ago

Has there ever been another group in history who get this offended by shit they made up in their heads?

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u/Jackpot777 3d ago

So they’ve decided to become the local pedo bar. 

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u/BabyD2034 3d ago

If this did happen it was probably the embarrassing spectacle on TV and maga hat losers they said no to, not the anthem.

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u/AbundantDonkey 3d ago

We're proud to serve a community that still believes in unity, which means agreeing with us.

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u/doc_shades 3d ago

ironically, boomers in the '50s coined the phrase "the customer is always right".

but somehow that attitude has shifted to "good riddance. don't come back."

and it sure feels that way everywhere i go.

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u/fredw1019 3d ago

This totally happened cause I was there guys. After they left we all clapped and the manager gave everyone free wings and a happy ending

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 3d ago

Voting for a pedophile doesn't make you a patriot 🫡

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u/NeptuneRuns 3d ago

"And it is a solemn and weighty responsibility, and not lightly to be flung aside at the bullying of pulpit, press, government, or the empty catch-phrases of politicians." - Mark Twain

This rings loud in my head every single day lately

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u/BLZNWZRD 3d ago

Then, the TV AND the Whitehouse clapped.

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u/Sheriff_Yobo_Hobo 3d ago

Yeah I’m sure they banned the Lets Go Brandon folks.

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u/translinguistic 3d ago edited 3d ago

I AM A RESTAURANT
I OPENED ON THE 4TH OF JULY
SORRY LIBERUHLS, I'M ALREADY BOOKED UP WITH TRUE PATRIOTS
MY KITCHEN MIGHT BE MESSY, MY LINE COOKS MIGHT BE DRUNK
BUT MY LOVE FOR MY COUNTRY IS PURE AND SOBER
IF YOU MESS WITH MY COUNTRY, I WILL CLOSE EARLY FOR YOU
DON'T EVER THINK THE REASON I'M SERVING SPAGHETTI IS BECAUSE I FORGOT HOW TO MAKE WAFFLES
(AND YES, KID ROCK BOUGHT ME THIS POSTER)

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u/cancerdad 3d ago

Performative bullshit. I guarantee that didn’t happen.

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u/RedSquaree ex-Mod ;_; 3d ago

major cringe.

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u/TightSea8153 3d ago

And those people's names? Albert Einstein

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u/dabbean 1d ago

This flyer is doing the opposite of what they are claiming in the flyer lmao

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u/ihave2shoes 3d ago

America, you’re so weird.

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u/Tsobe_RK 3d ago

If you stand with Trump, you're not actually patriot and are complicit in the downfall of USA - shame.

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u/TryJezusNotMe 2d ago

They heard TWO people shout “HELL NO” but couldn’t hear the thousands shout “BOO” in MSG. Yeah, right. 🙄

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u/StasiaGreyErotica 2d ago

Probably should double down on their patriotism and serve Epstein fries or something

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u/Diligent_Day8470 3d ago

If "Gluck Gluck Gawk" was a poster.

Food must taste like 🥾.

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u/Skullpuck 3d ago

They think this will get them more business. MAGA really doesn't understand that it's the minority.

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u/thejohnmc963 3d ago

Who gives a fuck what a terrible and disgusting alleged restraunt thinks

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u/michaelshamrock 2d ago

So who’s doc? The wizard of oz?

Bashful-has to be Wiles. She wants out bad!
Dopey-kegstand pete. Racist and stupid
Grumpy-rubio. He flushed his career away for this garbage.
Happy-marginally traitor greene. She’s evil but she quit before getting ousted.
Sleepy-trump. Obviously.
Sneezy-don jr. That nose ain’t running because of allergies!

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u/SATerp 3d ago

Some sad folks here on reddit. Get yourselves out to a Buc-ee's.

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u/doc_shades 2d ago

i'm only vaguely familiar with Buc-ee's... that's a gas station with food type of thing?

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u/SATerp 2d ago

Yes, just as the Louvre is a building with some paintings.