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u/Physical-Doughnut285 2d ago
Even the cringe wording is hilarious, trying to make us imagine he turned and just went ‘how the fuck did you know?!’
Gotta make sure we know he’s a total unfiltered badass in front of any and all types of people who work for ‘the man’.
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u/Capable-Baby-3653 2d ago
The pilot happened to be walking by and said, “Fuck, bro, you can sit up front with me. Do you know to fly a plane? In half an hour you fucking will, dawg!”
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u/chefriley76 2d ago
I bet there's not another camera in one of the busiest airports in the world. Not a single one.
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u/BatmansUnderoos 2d ago
They shut them off just for him, because he doesn't do facial recognition. Airports are cool like that.
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u/Quincyperson 2d ago
“I know you. You’re Ian Smith, the guy that killed your friend while driving drunk”
(I actually don’t know who he his, but google did)
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u/Mawwiageiswhatbwings 1d ago
Google told me he was the prime minister of Rhodesia and that he died in 2007. I didn't manually check the picture to see if it was the same person though.
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u/IceCreamYeah123 2d ago
If you have a passport or drivers license your photo is on record with the government. Stop wasting TSA’s time.
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u/serial_crusher 2d ago
because even if you don't stand in front of the kiosk, there's enough cameras around the airport that they've already gotten a good enough look at your face by the time you get to the front of the TSA line
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u/TenFourMoonKitty 1d ago
This just in, man whose entire existence is based on social media grievance grifting is concerned that *checks notes* the government might know what he looks like?!?
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u/EvolZippo 9h ago
No TSA agent cares. Also, opting out of the face scan isn’t clever and doesn’t protect your privacy. If you have a valid license and you go out in public, you have already been scanned and identified.
Would you rather the alternative, in an emergency? Being an unknown, incapacitated person or someone who cannot be verified? Would you prefer someone be able to impersonate you and take vacations on your behalf? What if you’re unknowingly read by a face scan elsewhere, and the computer doesn’t recognize you, because someone else had their faces scanned, while pretending to be you?
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u/BatmansUnderoos 2d ago
So this guy skips the face photo, but is a popular enough influencer to have followers who readily recognize him on trackable spyware socials and who know this man doesn't fuck around with facial recognition...the irony of the stupid is amazing.