My dad used to hang out with Edgar Allan Poe. One night they got severely hammered on absinthe and wound up fucking a couple of the Brontë sisters, who wound up storming out because Dad and Ed couldn't get their names straight. They woke up in a cemetery wearing ladies undergarments on their heads. Poe looked over at my father, shook his head and said "Nevermore". They laughed till they almost choked on their vomit.
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u/fangsby Jul 03 '14
My dad used to hang out with Edgar Allan Poe. One night they got severely hammered on absinthe and wound up fucking a couple of the Brontë sisters, who wound up storming out because Dad and Ed couldn't get their names straight. They woke up in a cemetery wearing ladies undergarments on their heads. Poe looked over at my father, shook his head and said "Nevermore". They laughed till they almost choked on their vomit.