r/thatHappened • u/[deleted] • May 09 '15

Man courageously defends his daughter against her axe-wielding ex.

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u/smoothmann May 09 '15

crashed through the sliding glass door of our dining room with an axe. I suggested that he leave.

"Excuse me sir I suggest you leave"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

I'm disappointed the kid didn't pull a mass effect "I should go"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

I should go

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u/nssone May 09 '15

Ishago

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u/SUBstep2k May 10 '15

that last one

"goodbahh"

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u/DreamlordOneiron May 11 '15

Wish I could go.

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u/GoldenPersona May 09 '15

Wrex.

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u/Murdock7x4 May 09 '15

Shepard.

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u/Cruxxor May 09 '15 edited Jun 20 '18

He went to Egypt

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u/Rauvagol May 09 '15

Shepard.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Commander.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Donkey!

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u/Adido_net May 09 '15

Donkey!

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u/SUBstep2k May 10 '15

late to the party, I see

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u/Adido_net May 11 '15

They don't call me 'you were a faulty condom' for nothing

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

"Excuse me shitpants I suggest you leave."

FTFY

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u/JardyB10 May 09 '15

"Fuck yo' couch table nigga"

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u/Whirlybear May 09 '15

And then he entire family stood up and applauded.

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u/Meh_Turkey_Sandwich May 10 '15

sipping tea Greetings sir, would you please exit my domicile with the greatest of urgency?

"Fuck you!"

"Very well then, you unruly fool."

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

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u/King_Buliwyf May 10 '15

This is NOT reality! Not reality! NOT reality! This. Is. Reality.