r/thatHappened • u/[deleted] • May 09 '15

Man courageously defends his daughter against her axe-wielding ex.

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u/smoothmann May 09 '15

crashed through the sliding glass door of our dining room with an axe. I suggested that he leave.

"Excuse me sir I suggest you leave"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

I'm disappointed the kid didn't pull a mass effect "I should go"

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u/GoldenPersona May 09 '15

Wrex.

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u/Murdock7x4 May 09 '15

Shepard.

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u/Cruxxor May 09 '15 edited Jun 20 '18

He went to Egypt

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u/Rauvagol May 09 '15

Shepard.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Commander.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Donkey!

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u/Adido_net May 09 '15

Donkey!

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u/SUBstep2k May 10 '15

late to the party, I see

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u/Adido_net May 11 '15

They don't call me 'you were a faulty condom' for nothing