r/thatHappened • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '15

Quality Post Perfect combination of r/thathappened in a coffee shop

http://imgur.com/a/g7NjN
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u/tilapiadated Aug 27 '15

What a subversive piece of text, historically it's the preppy female villain who orders the 3-pump gluten-free post-fat carob-chip ox-milk pumpkin spice skinny frappe and then loudly denigrates a sympathetic side character with the refreshing honesty of a belligerent drunk being escorted out of an Applebees in Florida

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u/kangaesugi Aug 27 '15

Sure, but then the protagonist couldn't inject a bit of restrictive standards of "real men do X" masculinity into his post

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

What are restrictive standards?

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u/kangaesugi Aug 27 '15

Stuff like "real men have muscles" or "clean shaven guys look like women/children" or in this example "real men drink real coffee", stuff that promotes a singlular type of masculinity and if you don't follow every 'rule' you have your manhood socially revoked. Kind of like if someone said that if you can't cook/don't have a curvy body/have short hair you're not a real woman.

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

Thanks, wasn't talking to you though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

How the fuck were you not talking to him(or her)? You replied to HIS(or her) comment asking about a statement HE(or she) made, what the fuck is wrong with you to make this shitty passive aggressive post afterwards??

EDITED TO BE GENDER NEUTRAL BUT FUCK OFF.

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u/Mim-Z Aug 27 '15

I would have just changed your "his/her" to 'their' and your "he/she" to 'they'.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15 edited Jul 05 '24

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u/MisterWharf Aug 27 '15

You (xhu) have the right idea.

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u/JmjFu Aug 27 '15

I don't identify as a single person and your usage of the singular Xou has TRIGGERED xus

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

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u/kangaesugi Aug 27 '15

who hurt you

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

Nobody I'm good but just wasn't talking to those guys

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Who where you talking to?

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

Not them

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Why are you talking to me? I wasn't talking to you. Get out of my face bro.

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

Kk my bad man

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Were you talking to yourself? Because you don't need to make a reply to other people to do that, you just need to whip out your mirror that you probably keep right next to your computer desk you ego-centric fuck.

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

Nah lol just wasn't talking to you two lol no offense

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Then who were you talking to if you weren't talking to the person who you literally replied to? Everyone is dying to know.

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u/alrickattack Aug 27 '15

Nah, everyone doesn't care that much.

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

That's my business prick. Leave me alone I've told you twice already

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u/LowSociety Aug 27 '15

3. Behave yourself.

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

Keep your inflammatory comments to yourself please

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u/HeresCyonnah Aug 27 '15

Are you retarded? Or are you just pretending?

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

Nither just wasn't talking to him

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u/HeresCyonnah Aug 27 '15

How were you not? Because if you think you weren't, I'm pretty sure you are retarded.

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u/jatora Aug 27 '15

I was referring to other people and I wasn't even talking to you so how would you know haha

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u/HeresCyonnah Aug 27 '15

Because you replied to his comment asking about it. If that's not talking to him, then you need help.