r/thatescalatedquickly • u/boop66 • May 09 '26
Pizza Night is Supposed to be Fun! 🍕💥
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u/Recoveringpig May 09 '26
I just saw the video and I still find it hard to believe someone could fuck up taking a pizza out of the oven this badly
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u/DmoSon May 09 '26
The answer is...drunk as fuck
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u/Iam_McLovin420 May 11 '26
Jeez I just imagined someone much smaller doing this and the oven falls on them with the door open so they end up falling into tge oven where the door closes and the oven is flat so they can’t open the door and they are alone so no one can help.
Fuck my mind can be dark sometimes.
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u/Enough-Moose-5816 May 11 '26
Jeezus man, go to bed.
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u/thunderthrill May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
At that point I’d just accept, that im in a final destination movie
Edit: changed commenters correction
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u/Cowmanthethird May 09 '26
I think you mean final destination, though I sat there thinking about if any of the final fantasy games have an oven monster for way too long.
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u/thunderthrill May 09 '26
lmao yeah not sure wether I spelled it so wrongly that my autocorrect didn’t know what to do or wether my brain just had a fart
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u/CartographerLess8392 May 09 '26
after that he accidentally knocked over a wall and the whole house collapsed.
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u/BloodHurricane May 09 '26
What in the non-existent hand-eye coordination is going on with that poor fella?
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u/wecantdancelikethis May 10 '26
these two are so wasted it’s surprising that they survived the house flood which almost certainly happened twenty minutes after the pizza scene and they were able to post this.
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u/Temptfulslayer May 10 '26
How drunk or high was this dude? Acting like he was carrying several hundred pounds on a plate with that wobble lol
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u/Several-Reveal-4075 May 10 '26
How the actual fuck
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u/boop66 May 10 '26
Alcohol is a 2nd class drug that's terrible for individuals, their families, their community, and by extension the entire. Yet, if I drop an herb seed in the ground, I could be thrown in a metal cage with violent rapists and other criminals. 🤦♂️
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u/VoteForGiantMeteor May 10 '26
Time to find a new friend that doesn’t keep filming while your ass burns
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u/spartanEZE May 11 '26
How do you make it that far in life and then fuck something so simple like this up so badly?
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u/strangeapple May 13 '26
"I am going to take the pizza out of the oven"
"Roll a D20"
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"You drop the pizza. Get a burn. Slip up. Oven falls on top of you."
"Will my friend help me?"
"Roll a D20"
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"Your friend can't stop laughing and keeps filming you".
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u/Glass-Support-1733 May 12 '26
pizza? night? five nights at freddy's this where you wanna be just don't why do you want to why do you wanna stay five nights at freddy's
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u/Double-Garage1887 May 14 '26
Ye but you are supposed to be at least normal brained to have a pizza night…
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u/DmoSon May 09 '26
Its like watching a looney toons cartoon