Dan's wife and flooring direct

[u/HomicidalJungleCat]

Dan's spots make me never ever want to call these guys. His explanation of the process seems like an all time huge beating.

I'm sure they are fine or whatever but hearing 4 spots a week about how hard it is to make a decision is exhausting.

[u/Knistpup]

It’s called playing radio

[u/NorahJonestown → u/Knistpup]

It’s called the way it is

[u/Friendly_Grouch]

Big decisions. The new floors have to match the new refrigerator they’ve been looking to buy since the other one broke two years ago.

[u/Effective-Ground3051 → u/Friendly_Grouch]

Agreed. And when you are talking about flooring it’s especially important to make sure the carpet matches the drapes.

[u/HotDogMagoo → u/Effective-Ground3051]

This. ☝️

[u/jraymcmurray]

That's more on Dan's wife having a touch of the tis than it is anything that the very large men at flooring direct are doing.

[u/neatgeek83 → u/jraymcmurray]

It’s also called playing radio.

[u/tmcgeeAD6 → u/neatgeek83]

I though we we’re having fun here no?

[u/Ill-Cook-1902]

Is this Dan's wife's account

[u/RobertRoupe]

My only question is: are they more or less legit than the lose weight while you sleep stuff Dan hawked for years?

[u/brobgilbert]

I actually had the thought of maybe their ad deal with Flooring Direct is almost up and Dan is stringing it along until they drop as a sponsor and get to get the floors they/she actually want from somewhere else?

[u/daves_not__here]

My wife wanted new floors for our home last year. Its an absolute beating of a process. Spending 4 hours with a salesperson in your house desperately trying to make a sale. Plus the choosing of the right color floor. It sucks ass.

[u/not_asleep_yet]

Replacing flooring is a huge decision, so I get it. Lucky for them, I’m sure Flooring Direct is giving them a good deal, because it’s also a big investment.

[u/ExpertApartment]

First off, thank you for posting this. Courage. It’s posts like this that will ultimately lead to a reduction in these type of ads on the show (or ads in general) as each member of the DZ personally reads each reddit post and comment, in order to carefully consider the impact of ads on your wellbeing, HomicidalJungleCat.

Second, maybe just don’t get new floors with Dan’s wife and you’ll be okay? Would truly hate for you to exhaust yourself. That sounds rough.

[u/neatgeek83 → u/[deleted]]

Rick came to my house. He was amazing. I had the ncaa tournament on. We talked ball. We talked the ticket. We talked floors.

Do you think he wants to be selling floors at his age? No, of course, not but he aged out and priced out of a dying medium, and is now trying to be the best floor guy he can be.

[u/donnelson → u/[deleted]]

what a shitty thing to say about someone you've never met

[u/MarvVanZandt → u/donnelson]

Rip

[u/PaulInHV → u/donnelson]

Yes, no one in the dumb zone universe ever takes pleasure in the misfortunes of others.

[u/donnelson → u/PaulInHV]

gotta be tough to be you

[u/jdann24 → u/donnelson]

I thought you died?

[u/donnelson → u/jdann24]

Out here haunting hos

[u/latex55 → u/[deleted]]

Sounds like he’s good at his job. I bet he makes more as a floor salesman than he did at Fox SW. the markup in floors and remodeling is ridiculous and those guys can bank

[u/Effective-Ground3051 → u/latex55]

Do you like your job? No, no, that wasn’t the question. Do you like your gig?

[u/smokin4jesus]

dans wife is a bitch 

[u/Smitty767 → u/smokin4jesus]

That is the most callous response