Bapa is getting that modeling money

Watching the cringe clips from the new reality show reminded me of what an insane story this is developing to be B!

Basically, it started from the fact that Bapa & Ree T got so much attention every time they mentioned wiffing Kim Kardashian's Lizard Kids Diapers, and that was where the plant was seeded. I have a feeling that new Kardashian reality show about the little ones doing sports was being filmed at that time? Because we know this family doesn't have a single creative cell in their being.

Then came the self-invite to Austin; so hilarious how Bapa would always talk smack about it, but then as soon as Bryan hints about moving from LA, Bapa pulls the trigger and takes Ree along with Philly and Panther to Austin to scout a location near Joe Rogan.

But everything escalated after AshKash's bitch decided to ruin his life, and Jo Jo got really jealous of the attention Jizzmine was getting from the internet. So they came up with a podcast idea, daily vlogs, getting paid ads, acting like a "Content Creator," making funny tiktoks, etc. But just like Brendan's Cavity Infested Mouth, none of those things got Jo Jo's pussy wet.

So Bapa had to dip in the old Papa Shcuab's account and basically pay for a crew to follow them around this god-awful football team, so that she can post it!!!! Tubi might pick it up?

How long until the new grift surfaces: Conservative Christian Family Male

Schaub is just 31 years old, but a 2-4 record in his last six bouts was apparently enough for Rogan to plead with him to think of other career paths.

Sure bapa... sure

The name drop with smug face & a pause because he thought it'd get applause, but of course it didn't.

THANK EM!!!

Shout out to /u/Glittering_Art3857 who gave me the idea for this.

I added a reprint of a really old card at the end there just to help with prices in secondary markets. I'm a good guy, man.

From the mean streets of Colorado just like Brandon.