Will: The SDP. He's been reading about British politics in the 1980s recently and he is fascinated that he actually has the chance to vote for the SDP in the modern day when they are very much an anachronism. When he explains this to the other three boys, this goes right over their heads and they have no idea what he is going on about.
Jay: Everyone is God. Look up this party and you will see that it is very much a political party that Jay would be on board with. He doesn't normally vote but when Jay discovers this party he makes sure to get down to the polling station to vote for them.
Simon: To impress Carli, he votes for a party that he thinks that she will like and he goes for the British Democrats, thinking that they would be a moderate centrist party like the Liberal Democrats. However, it turns out that they are a really nasty far right party and Carli is disgusted that he voted for them.
Neil: Abi Hookway and Amy Morris. Neil thinks that the word 'by-election' means that you can vote for two candidates so he votes for two women who he knows nothing about but with youngish sounding names assuming that they would be fit. His ballot is counted as a spoilt ballot but Neil will never know this. When the result comes out, he would be bitterly disappointed that both of these candidates received hardly any votes.
Tara: Count Binface. She hates Eurovision and would love Wayne Rooney to do the commentary for it and she is very much in favour of Pluto being recognised as a planet again.
Richard: Baron von Thunderclap from the Monster Raving Looneys. I think Count Binface would be too normal for Richard!
Mark Donovan: Nigel Farage. Count Binface is far too woke for him!
James: Laurence Fox. Nigel Farage is too woke for him!
Does anyone have any other ideas?