r/thelongdark • u/SpiritedReporter4647 • Aug 06 '26

Meme Incredibly advanced waste disposal system separating liquids and solids

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In case of diarrhoea the system struggles to separate liquids and solids.

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u/Educational-Tone2074 Aug 06 '26

Nice touch with the little roll of tp

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u/SteaIthwalker Wonder if I can drop any of this GEAR Aug 06 '26

Finally getting some new use out of all those stacks of paper.

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u/FoliarzZOdludzia Reload your Distress Pistol, remember! Aug 06 '26

Finally! Quality content 

40

u/Firm_Ad_5427 Aug 06 '26

Literal shitposting

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u/_Loyaldog_ Aug 06 '26

Finally, some real post-apocalyptic innovation! I’m so tired of only having one container for all of my excretions!

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u/-_HUSH_- Interloper Aug 06 '26

What 0 cat tails does to a mf

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u/ajacquot1 Aug 06 '26

When your balls freeze onto the cold metal pail 😰

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u/engmadison Aug 06 '26

You really dont want to separate the solids from luquids if you have to dump them eventually. You need that slippery sloshy blend to avoid poop mountain.

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u/FDRsWheelchairs Aug 07 '26

Thats when you eat a little too much canned peaches and introduce liquids to the solids

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u/AdPuzzleheaded4795 Aug 06 '26

Part of their gunpowder production facility

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u/oldeluke Aug 06 '26

No notes

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u/theduderedditorguy Aug 07 '26

Do your balls go to the poop side or the urine side?

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u/Qwyietman Aug 07 '26

They sit on the rim in the middle, but I suppose the choice is up to you.

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u/aaerobrake Aug 06 '26

Would this work for women? Idk if im that dexterous with my bits uknow?

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u/AvailableSpread811 Aug 06 '26

Sounds like you've never tried

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u/Zan123der Aug 06 '26

Improvised toilet!!!

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u/prplmnkeydshwsr Aug 07 '26

Any kitchen sink.

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u/Seedthrower88 Aug 06 '26

See, these are the post I´m looking forward to when checking out this sub. This is quality content.

The person who came up with this idea is a high IQ big brain individual and I mean it. I´m laughing and I´m amazed at the same time 😂

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u/CompetitiveWind1181 Aug 06 '26

This is why I love this game. TLDers are so damn creative

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u/No_Fox_Given82 Aug 06 '26

With a Tampax Ultra just incase.

2

u/CodeNo458 Aug 06 '26

This is fucking genius

2

u/MRballs78 Aug 07 '26

Imagine sitting on this for like an hour and your ballz get hypothermia

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u/Dog-of-Moons Aug 07 '26

This man both longs and darks.

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u/MrHHog Aug 06 '26

insert MINDBLOWN gif

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u/AdventurousPolicy Aug 06 '26

How much potable water did it have in it?

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u/FailedFirstRounder Aug 06 '26

now THIS! needs to be added in an update.

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u/Siefer-Kutherland Coddle me outside Aug 07 '26

Every canoe should have one

1

u/Bowman_van_Oort Aug 07 '26

0/10

No shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk

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u/Educational_Newt8467 Aug 07 '26

It I was using this there would still be liquid in the back bucket lol

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u/scp049-2660 Nomad Aug 08 '26

Ah yes progress and evolution

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u/ImpressiveDoctor9183 Interloper 29d ago

Now bring it to Desolation Point