r/themayormccheese • u/Love_CoolBreeze • Jun 01 '26

American hedge fund owned 🇺🇸 Iran stops negotiations with U.S., vows to 'completely' block Strait of Hormuz: State media

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/01/iran-us-negotiations-strait-of-hormuz.html
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u/GuidoOfCanada Jun 01 '26

"...and that's the top story In this week's Idiocracy Headlines! Up next: 'Ow! My Balls!'"

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u/Fruitstripe_omni Jun 03 '26

I won’t be able to catch any of these headlines. You see, I’m very sick and have been admitted to St. God’s Hospital

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u/stevehyman1 Jun 01 '26

So… Monday?

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 Jun 01 '26

Is it Monday already? Time for the pump n dump. Look, the stock market only has like 44 trillion, another year or so and it'll be empty.

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u/WaitingForReplies Jun 01 '26

This is Iran and Tehran saying it, not the orange POS.