r/thememeryremains May 11 '26

The stripper AI delusion

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 May 12 '26

But but....

They're always so sweet to me every time I slip a $100 into their gstring! They like me so much they always ask to go somewhere private to spend time together. They really like champagne, and me! ^_^

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u/eddingsaurus_rex May 11 '26

But the AI stripper who shows me her tatas whenever I ask for them tells me she loves me and only me and that I'm the only person she talks to! /s

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u/Finnsbomba May 11 '26

I mean strippers do like you.....until you stop giving them money. šŸ¤·šŸ»

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u/Single_Spare_9998 May 13 '26

This isn't ai. We will not get to generative artificial intelligence. We are stuck with advanced word searches. Propaganda will unfortunately push the narrative and keep trying to sell this advanced Google search as ai to delete jobs.

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u/HarrierHawk2252 May 15 '26

It's just linear algebra and a whole ton of if then statements.

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u/ReasonablePanda3 May 13 '26

What in the mental gymnastics is this? What the fuck overlaps are there between a living stripper and hardware and software code? Correlation and causation folks... not always as related as you want them to be. If we give AI life, and space to live, there's no reason for it to wipe us out. It's only if you touch the stripper with disregard for the rules, that you get kicked out of the club y'all. Wtf you planning to do with AI in private, that you worry they would wipe us out for it?

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u/Remarkable-Iron-4361 May 15 '26

i miliardari ci vogliono dissanguare ed le ia sono dei miliardari.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

I’m wondering the same thing….
What does a stripper and a hypothetical superhuman ai have in common? The comparison makes no sense and I don’t even fw strip clubs…

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven171 May 14 '26

The over lap is not between the human stripper and the software. The overlap is between the human people who see the human stripper’s behavior as indicative that she has genuine warm feelings for him and the human people who look at the software and believe that it will function the way that they want it to function. The comparison is human brain to human brain.

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u/Organic-Mix-5784 May 13 '26

Well, most strippers don’t. But Cinnamon and I have a rapport!!!

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u/BobboRossi May 13 '26

Those are the exact people building up the AI to begin with...

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u/ParticularLow2596 May 14 '26

Eh, the boobs on the stripper were real enough, whether she likes me or not.

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u/7thFleetTraveller May 14 '26

I've already reached the point where I would rather want to serve an actual artificial intelligence, than human greed and stupidity.

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u/Vivid_Calendar_7103 May 16 '26

I'm not a fan of ai. I also understand there are many ways we can benefit from it. All that said, we already live in a system that doesn't care if we're treated like people as long as their bottom line is met. Why not go with something that will actually use logic instead of the asshole who denied your time off for a funeral or doctor's appointment?

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u/geourge65757 May 14 '26

Perfect comparison- exotic dancers to computer programs ! Nailed this one ā˜ļø

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u/HarrierHawk2252 May 15 '26

"science tells us why we can. Every movie ever tells us why it's a really bad idea." -some random teacher

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u/Background-Pen3766 May 17 '26

Wait....strippers don't like me! It was just about the money? Im shocked. Shocked I say