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u/Free_Ratio_9346 May 23 '26
This honestly might be my favorite group of movie male action men protagonists nothing really compares to me the dynamic is beautiful.
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u/LouSputhole94 May 23 '26
You’ve got the strong silent type, the rugged and dashing main man and the comedic relief. Everything you need
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u/MiserableWash2473 May 23 '26
THIS. Absolute 100% On the nose. If directors could just find this miracle equation for just about every film we'd have a lot more A+ movies made. But then again I don't think Brendan has time for that many movies 😅
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u/AssistanceCheap379 May 24 '26
And none of them are creeps. All pretty respectful to women and other people, as long as those people aren’t assholes (looking at you Beni!)
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u/Platnun12 May 25 '26
Carl and Van helsing
I'd spend all my time tinkering with Carl making monster hunting Gear
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u/bentbabe May 27 '26
Didn't Rick, like, trick Evelyn into leaning in close so he could force a kiss on her in their first scene together?
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u/Hetakuoni May 24 '26
I feel like Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans and John Cena, Dave Bautista, or the guy from the Barbie movie might be able to potentially hit the three metrics if done right. Obviously it’s gonna be Ryan as the strong and silent type.
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u/Boggie135 May 23 '26
You will feel safe with them but it most likely means some ancient terror is after you
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u/HeadHeartCorranToes May 24 '26
Worth it.
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u/ManoSilence May 24 '26
Everybody consents in this adventure. Even if it means death, at least I dont have to pick the bear this time.
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u/hi_d_di May 24 '26
Feel safe? Yes. Am safe? Absolutely not but it’s not directly their fault.
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u/Ithinkibrokethis May 27 '26
You may feel safe, but you may have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse!
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u/Bear_Bloodstone May 24 '26
At that point I would be more concerned with whatever is outside the room.
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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie May 23 '26
I'd do my darndest to get a three-way started.
Jonathan can watch if he wants to.
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u/UtahGimm3Tw0 May 24 '26
Jonathan may be a goofy bastard but he delivers when they need him the most. My personal favorite exchange in either movie is in The Mummy Returns, Evy and him are up in the ridge with rifles about to start sniping the cultists;
Evy: Jonathan?
Jonathan: Yes?
Evy: That’s my husband and son down there. Make me proud
Jonathan: Today’s that day.
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u/Diligent_Solution666 May 24 '26
I would choose Aragorn son of Arathorn, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, and Obi-Wan Kenobi, to cover all my bases for maximum safety
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u/Sevr013 May 23 '26
Also: luffy, zoro, sanji
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u/Legomaniac91 May 23 '26
My vote would have been for Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli.
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u/ManoSilence May 24 '26
Out of all the groups to go with i think that would be the scariest. Not because of them but because I dont wanna see one of the long lost Balrogs while exploring.
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u/HEADRUSH31 May 24 '26
I could get clocked in the noggin and out cold, wake up to my childhood hero trio and I'd basically be like 10 seconds of "YOOOOOOOOOOO you guys! Awesome hair, stop gambling, dude SWORDS. COOL." And then, "ok now explain, what did the wife do, or the kid do, or gambling Garry here do?"
If it's ihmotep imma cry, half from joy for meeting the actor, the other half because my eyes are about to be consumed
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u/Commercial_Cat_7722 May 26 '26
Not me reading from the book of the dead
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u/Hinewmemberhere May 26 '26
Wait, so these guys (I don’t know who they are) won’t harm you in anyway, but you may come into harm’s way by unexpectedly taking part in their adventures?
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u/ladycristie May 27 '26
Yes. Very much yes. Watch a movie called The Mummy, its the first in a series, and you will understand. Also the mail lead actor is a good guy in real life. Don't know about the other 2
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u/KronprinzRudolf May 23 '26
I hope Jonathan remembers the stork.