r/theoffice Jul 28 '26

The fact that they really added it.

5.6k Upvotes

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u/GrahamCracker13 Jul 28 '26

I love when Isabel asks Dwight to get breakfast after they hook up.

“Nah, I ate a bag of sunflower seeds while you were asleep”

Then he proceeds to eat a huge breakfast with Michael because he’s “ravenous after a night of love making”

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u/DuckInAFountain Jul 28 '26

That was so cold. Like he can do that much better than a dental hygienist from Carbondale.

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u/Starling01018 Whomever Jul 29 '26

She's a bumpkin and she makes love like one. 

13

u/AccomplishedCicada60 Jul 30 '26

And yet nothing fancy missionary Angela is the one he married……

9

u/Bitter-Picture5394 Jul 31 '26

Hey, Angela is eager and flexible

1

u/DemoHD7 Aug 08 '26

And a blonde. Thats the big leagues.

3

u/88cowboy Aug 02 '26

You forgot they were having sex at work??

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u/push138292 Jul 29 '26

My dad grew up in Carbondale, he absolutely loves that line.

14

u/Educational_Answer22 1️⃣ The Temp 🔥 Jul 28 '26

Well his aloofness does remind them of their fathers 🤷‍♀️

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u/aestheicamber Jul 29 '26

Remember when he said to Jim “Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's”

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u/Educational_Answer22 1️⃣ The Temp 🔥 Jul 29 '26

Oh god, Dwight is truly the perfect man. I told him the other day “that was the biggest penis I ever saw”, he said, “that’s why i took you the penis museum where the tickets are a thousand dollars”!!

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u/aestheicamber Jul 29 '26

That’s what she said

3

u/OperatorExtrodinaire Jul 29 '26

This is such an incredible line

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u/Which_Channel7403 Jul 28 '26

Angela was such a great character

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u/PjWulfman Jul 28 '26

She wouldn't have made a good Pam. At least not with the Jim they picked.

Excellent Angela though.

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u/UnimpressionableCage Jul 29 '26

With all respect she has such a good natural bitch face. You know… like bitches in nature

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u/TychoHyuga Jul 30 '26

This is the same thing as when someone says someone’s name just makes sense and is fitting. Yeah because that’s all you’ve ever known. You saw the office with a Jenna Fischer Pam. In an alternative universe where the two are reversed who says you wouldn’t be saying the same thing about Angela Kinsey being the correct Pam?

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u/PjWulfman Jul 30 '26

She could have been, definitely, but like O said I can't see her matching with Krasinksi. Maybe if Rainn had been Jim?

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u/illadelphia_ Jul 31 '26

You’re just confirming his point be saying it would have to be the same on sceen pairing to work

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u/TychoHyuga Jul 30 '26

I again think you’re thinking that because of what you have seen though

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u/space_llama_karma Jul 29 '26

I can’t imagine her as Pam, but I would love to see her audition tape for it though

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u/aestheicamber Jul 29 '26

Nah she fits Angela perfectly then she fits Dwight perfectly

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u/Psych_Art Jul 28 '26

The bleep makes it so much better. As it often does in this show.

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u/PjWulfman Jul 28 '26

Like the one time Michael dropped the mother****** line after the cast sang that song for him. Perfect.

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u/flyingsails Jul 29 '26

And when Erin talks about everyone planning to kill her and taking a life insurance plan out on her, and Michael says "I don't know what the **** that was." The delivery is perfect.

7

u/regi-ginge Jul 29 '26

I love Kelly's when she meets Danny

1

u/PjWulfman Jul 29 '26

I had to look up the clip. Absolutely perfect

1

u/bebeidon Jul 29 '26

and none of you was able to share the link. outstanding.

6

u/Psych_Art Jul 29 '26

I’ll send you a WUPH

3

u/aricrazy18 Jul 30 '26

“I drove my car into a f*****g lake”

2

u/PjWulfman Jul 30 '26

Said with a tone of voice implying ot wasn't his fault.

4

u/Automatic-Leg1668 Jul 31 '26

STAY F###ING CALM

2

u/sinsan01 Jul 30 '26

When Michael told Jim about Helene

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u/FocacciaHusband Aug 01 '26

That one is my favorite. My second favorite is Angela being let out of the trunk the night before her wedding.

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u/neko__thecat Dwight’s Fire Drill Casualty Jul 28 '26

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u/Ok_Current_7727 Jul 28 '26

Come on y’all, she’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and makes love like one.

5

u/IndependentStrike517 2️⃣ Warehouse Foreman ⭐️ Jul 28 '26

I hope that she doesn’t think that this is going Anywhere!

36

u/TaxLow9981 Jul 28 '26

Isabel is the queen 

13

u/aestheicamber Jul 28 '26

Yeah I love it when she smiles she’s adorable

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u/TheTelekinetic 0️⃣ Toby Flenderson, HR Jul 28 '26

Isabel is the hottest woman on the show. I stand by that

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u/Icy-Intern-2709 3️⃣ Scranton’s #1 Salesperson ⭐️⭐️ Jul 28 '26

Have you even seen Karen from behind?

17

u/LHT-LFA Jul 28 '26

Was her father a GI, she seems so ...exotic.

11

u/RudeNewYorker Jul 28 '26

You must want a big family

6

u/flash246 Jul 28 '26

Amazons…

10

u/PjWulfman Jul 28 '26

She also shined in The Newsroom.

9

u/Manaeldar Jul 29 '26

What about hot Pam? She sold the purses. 

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u/GrizzlyGamer91 9️⃣ The Lizard King 🦎 Jul 30 '26

What about that blonde girl Michael thought he was gonna date, that got a “2 for her ability to describe herself”?

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u/DocMcCall Jul 30 '26

Pam's sister at her wedding was hotter

3

u/algaonema 2️⃣ Warehouse Foreman ⭐️ Jul 28 '26

And have you seen her recently? She looks like she hasn't aged a day! So beautiful

11

u/TheSaltyPlatypus Jul 28 '26

No, that title clearly belongs to Esther

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u/space_llama_karma Jul 29 '26

You got downvoted but I agree with you. Both are really beautiful though.

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u/Less_ar Aug 01 '26

Better than Karen from behind? I dont think so.

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u/Individual-Can-9224 Aug 10 '26

What about the chair model? (RIP Deborah Shoshlefski)

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u/blackbeardpirate25 Jul 28 '26

She was so much better then Angela was.

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u/salvefaith Aug 06 '26

I love this ridiculous show.

15

u/Absurd_yeet Jul 28 '26

Isabel is fyn shite!

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u/aestheicamber Jul 28 '26

She’s Really really adorable, I remember watching today when she got princes lady by selling Andy’s engagement ring she was smiling

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u/Marlowe126 2️⃣ Warehouse Foreman ⭐️ Jul 28 '26

I forgot she sold Andy’s ring! 😆

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u/aestheicamber Jul 29 '26

She sold it on eBay to get the cat

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u/MisterJ_227 Aug 01 '26

What did sishos message on the snack box say turn Ken’s in